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I have a dollar store laser pointer than can also travel at the speed of light
Pssh, I have a 30 year old flashlight that can do the same.
Wait until you learn how old my sun is
Your sun’s light can travel at the speed of light?
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Claims to travel at the speed of light.
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Still takes eight minutes to get here.
Sus.
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I have a kerosene lantern that does the same.
Dang, that’s rad!
I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
How many hot pockets do you need?!
At least 3.50
I would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.
I have lightning fast wifi at home
Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.
According to the Gell-Mann amnesia effect, the same people also write about politics, environment and society.
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I’d be more impressed if they didn’t.
Is there a way to not?
The medium that the laser goes through could slow it down, but it would still be insanely fast.
Sorta, but it’s a pain in the ass.
Just dont.
Wake me up when I can buy a lightsaber.
Sweet dreams
Wait until they see the speaker that makes noise at the speed of sound.
Honestly I’d be more impressed by the Star Wars kind that go about thirty miles an hour.
What has science done?!
I can run at the speed of running, where is my headline?
I can run at the speed of fat
But can it shit at the precise speed to fully hit individual turbojets fan blades?
