Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 11 months agoI can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1788arrow-down18
arrow-up1780arrow-down1imageI can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareThreeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·11 months agoI have lightning fast wifi at home
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoElections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoThis is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
minus-squareEheran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoBut electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.
I have lightning fast wifi at home
Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.