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Don’t want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.
It’s the plastic lower, isn’t it?
Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.
But swords are also sheathed ! or… is that an allegory for closeted ?
I’m guessing you don’t have your foreskin?
I do ! there, there. Don’t listen to the man. Nobody’s taking you away from me
I don’t want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT
that’s why I only use sabres and katanas ;-)
You slay, babe
Katanas = queer swords
well, they’re not straight, and they go nicely with my fedora…
What about Nodachi? Sephiroth used a Nodachi. If it’s good enough for Sephiroth, or Cloud, it’s good enough for me.
I seriously want Cloud’s Sword Bike from Advent Children.
My real goal is to be so not straight that the only sword suitable for me is a kopesh.
Not when I’m done with it
I would call it turgid
Tactical transition? Is that for when you want your deadname to stay dead?
Possibly? Or maybe people will think twice about deadnaming you.
MKULTRA: Hold my mimosa. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
Wow, this actually exists? I thought it was a joke from this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2411696/
That’s nothin’! You wanna see some weird bombs? Watch this!
A while back, someone suggested that only women should be allowed to own handguns, and that the guns should all be painted baby pink.
Ooof. I hope that’s a stain and not heat discoloration, otherwise that’s not a sword, but a sword-shaped wall decoration.
Hard to say, I’ve never seen a heat affected zone look like that. I also haven’t foraged a sword.
Don’t tell him about stainless tig welding
slayyy ⚔️💑
I cast Scholar’s Armanent
If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.
This one gets around quite a lot.
“## QuickBooks Solopreneur - $1 per month”
That’s not He-Man singing the iconic 4 Non-Blondes song “What’s Up” (nor is it the equally iconic Marvin Gaye song that IS called What’s Going On!)
Didn’t say it was He Man singing, but yes, I got the song title wrong.
And the link. I highly doubt that the sword is interested in QuickBooks…
Quickbooks? Heh?
The YouTube link leads to a video about QuickBooks, not the song.
So weird… I’m apparently not functioning on all cylinders today. Thanks for the heads up!
No worries 🙂
Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it’ll shatter more easily, too.
Could just be a color casing process.
Praise gaben
Ok, but the frogs were becoming gay. Not saying Alex Jones is a decent person.
