like how a group of crows is a “murder”, I hold that a group of coffees is a “nebula”
Right?
I get in the mood for some of those some of the time, but most days?
Gimme 15 cups of coffee, don’t talk to me until the third cup, and get outta my fuckin way when it’s time for the coffee shit.
That’s the worst looking breakfast I have ever seen. Everything on there looks terrible.
I’d go toast, OJ and coffee. Fuck the rest.
I love chocolate pancakes! Here’s the recipe I use:
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don’t forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice…
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called ‘how to kill someone with your bare hands’.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Gonna try that tomorrow, will report back
Fuck I need a remindme bot
I ated that and died, imma ghost now boooo
The fish shaped solid waste gives it that extra “please call Poison Control” zest.
Any tips on getting your ethyl benzene into a fish shape? Mine always turn out looking like Pac-Man ghosts
The lack of neurotoxin is disturbing
Ayyy
You lost me at the vegetable oil
Needs more sand
This was in my grandma’s ww2 cookbook how dare you
Please stop getting your recipes from ChatGPT
Nah, I get my recipes from GLaDOS, she would never lie to me about cake-related subjects
What people think a typical English breakfast is:
What a typical English breakfast actually is:
Weekends Vs weekdays
If you eat that every weekend and weekday, you’ll singlehandedly collapse the NHS.
Days of the Gregorian calendar
I belive the first one is a full English breakfast. Can’t do full most days.
There’s a place right by my house that does full English and it’s heavenly.
That is no breakfast, this is American junk food at its prime.
looks like a heart attack
The eggs are okay I guess.
How about fried eggs?
Exactly. Only the drinks can qualify as a part of breakfast.
But, like, eggs though? Aren’t eggs also eaten for breakfast in Europe, or am I missing something?
And who is hating on toast, sausage, and bacon? They are all reasonable portions.
Outside of the fries and pancakes the rest isn’t that bad. Hurr dürr hate on America and all because it’s popular to do so. But hash browns and home fries are just potatoes browned with butter in a skillet. Bacon and sausage and eggs are a decent source of protein. Toast is normal unless you live somewhere that hasn’t learned what bread is. English muffins are no worse than toast and biscuits aren’t even awful on their own. Juice, milk and coffee are all fine. I guess I don’t see the “prime American junk food” outside of the sugary pancakes and fries. And frankly as an American I wouldn’t eat any of those for breakfast. The blueberry pancakes on occasion but never the other two.
Maybe they’d be less antagonistic if the prices were metric
Yeah, and so? We have the freedom to make our bad choices, thx!
/s
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
CoffeeCoffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
Makes you high, makes you hide
Makes you really want to goCoffee
Coffee
Coffee
StopDo you really want to drink and stop?
I ran out of money.
Stop your eyes from flowing…
Positively psycho.
Great choices, but you’re forgetting coffee
Hello insomnia, my old friend.
I’ve come to not sleep ever again.
13 coffees and a single dry toast.
Imma go with 15 milks and then promptly rush to the bathroom to puke my guts out.
Are you american
Just love that junk food
Bacon thrice.
Coffee thrice.
I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s
This one trick makes us all in awe of you
I’d let seven oj’s fight seven glasses of milk in my stomach, down the strongest coffee known to humankind afterwards and then wonder why my tummy hurts…
You’re going to blow a hole through your pants when you pour that coffee on top.
𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝕯𝖔𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖑
Gave it to my doggo, here he is 🐕
This is just a Denny’s ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.
Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.
