“I ain’t got time to bleed”

“Dillon! You son of a bitch!”

Majestic slap that can be heard across the universe

His wife was probably having an affair

Don’t forget that Sweeney himself said that the Epic store is slow.

The cause of death was clear, PSU fan died, killed itself from heat.

PSU: “Release…me…from this mockery called life”

I remember a social media platform where each user had a thread specific ID “curious rabbit/astonished baboon”, and users can discuss anything without any fear. The moment you created a new thread or participate in a new thread, your ID changed. I think it fizzled out eventually, but the concept was interesting.

Yup, it’s broken (https://www.cookingforengineers.com/). Why?!!!

Centralization issue. However, it can never be as bad as Reddit.

This is a habit that prevalent everywhere, even on reddit. Only 20 or even 10 % of people produce content and rest just watch/consume. If we can have that kind of split on lemmy, it would be fine.

You should check out the super old website called “cooking for engineers”.

It’s some sort of proprietary peer to peer algorithm

I completely lost interest for the project at this point of the text

Nooooo. If you do that, you won’t be paying for Teams Premium which has built in support for screen recording. Think of the revenue lost 😭😭

Edit: I should add /s incase people think I’m a Microsoft shill

Copilot: “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”

These people have been stealing our pixels for so long. Have you seen how much China has been stealing? There memes are twice as large as ours. But everyone has been crying to me “Sir, but pixies aren’t real.” THEY ARE REAL!. My uncle has seen pixies. He was very smart, the smartest person I know perhaps. So from tomorrow, the pixel tariffs are being launched. Or pixies. I don’t know, doesn’t matter.

In capitalism, you get a bad crop

As per the article

on my own network a whopping 66.6% of all traffic is blocked

I stated it’s actually 66.6% DNS requests being blocked, not the raw bandwidth utilization. Raw bandwidth savings (by not downloading the non-zero ads) would be much lesser.

Can’t we be nicer on the internet?

Correct. The payload of DNS requests is tiny compared to, say requesting a webpage. So there might not be a huge decrease of bandwidth usage reduction. However, having 66.6% less DNS requests is still a win. The router/gateway doesn’t have to work that hard because of the dropped requests.

Now you know why your mom spent so much time with the Amiga

I won’t give you any free stuff any more

Gives free stuff next year

Gigachad

“Sorry, we can’t adjust the thermostat until we have audio evidence of whether the family is going through a divorce”