What a horrible day to have eyes.
This is the future liberals want
How does man get prangent?
Arnold Schwarzenegger did it back in the 80’s there’s even a documentary film on it!
How is babby formed?
Bruh imagine Taylor Swift got you pregnant
Go on…
Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?
She does peg exclusively.
False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.🪱
Those hands…
His tiny ear!
That looks like something I’d draw tbh
I hope everyone can see this 🫃🏻 (me at the buffet)
Ugly couple. Who are they?
Some dude who plays football all day, and a lady that loves to fly in air planes.
God I wish they were me
A real man
Tight end
Not for long!
;)
Where can I buy a T shirt with a belly hole?
LPT: you can save money by purchasing a regular t-shirt and cutting the hole yourself.
God Bless America
i have so many questions starting off with why and how
Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they’ll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.