S Tier, sir!

ASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!

Strawberry Kwik, man…

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Excuse me?

If you can’t get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.

Naw. I’m plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13…

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

Maybe. As for me, I’m just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.