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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

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If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Ooooh, America bad, they’re shooting their obese healthcare again.

    Jokes on you, he’s not shooting the fish, he’s shooting the woke rainbow. Get it straight.

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      I’ve seen “joke’s on you” written dozens of times, but absolutely everybody misses the apostrophe WTF

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        Jokes on you, a plural amount of them, must be what they mean. Where are the rest of the jokes motherfuckers!?

        • nxdefiant@startrek.website
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          Perhaps he is addressing the jokes directly.

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        Jokes on you, there ain’t no apostrophe

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        That was a[n unspecified] quantity of jokes.

        Like 5, 6… maybe 7!… jokes on you.

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      And if some of the fish happen to get killed in the process, that’s just a bonus.

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    This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.

    • Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOP
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      Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

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    This joke is so old it statistically won’t die in a school shooting

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    Eh, the police fish would just keep all the good armed fish out of the area.

  • m3t00🌎@lemmy.world
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    swimming in thoughts and prayers

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    I know this is a shit post but in case anyone doesn’t know: never shoot bullets at water.

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      Not a 'murican so have no experience with firearms - what’s the danger here? Ricochets off the water?

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        There’s that, there’s also just that they don’t go in very far, doesn’t work very well.

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    Catfish? Nah

    Gatfish

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    Steven Spielberg made a movie about the good fish in the '70s. It didn’t go well for the fish.

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    Haha, but like wtf?

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      lol americans really get touchy about what a shithole our country is on this website.

      We are a laughing stock and we deserve to be my man.

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        It’s an embarrassment. I’m embarrassed to be here. We should be doing so much better, we could be building spaceships. Instead we watch as our kids kill each other, the planet boils away and they get to see their line go up.

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      Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

      Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.

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      Don’t melt

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      When you have so many shootings that people are arguing about the statistics…

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