• RegalPotoo@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    As a software dev who has lost weeks of his life dealing with timezones, leap days, daylight savings time, date math and other associated nonsense I fully support this being the way the world is. I don’t want to go through the transition to get there though

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      8 months ago

      thank you for your service, i usually resort to libraries doing the heavy lifting but even then it’s tough and prone to error

  • Silverchase@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    We should divide the year into four suits — one for each season. Each suit is thirteen weeks long, numbered ace to king. Sometimes we have a Joker day.

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      8 months ago

      Ah yes, the Balatro calendar. I play a King of Diamonds, which triples the number of days in June and removes October.

  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    But how would the corporate world divide the 13 month year into quarters? Don’t you know what that’ll do to the bottom line?! Think of the poor shareholders! /s

    • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      The solution to that is having 12 months of 4 weeks each, and one week of solstice every 3 months. One quarter then is 13 weeks in total. That makes it so each quarter perfectly matches a season and keeps it all in sync with solar time. In the ideal case you also match the school holidays to the solstice, and the winter solstice includes new year’s day and leap day, making it just a bit longer for Christmas holidays.

      Yes, I’ve given this a bit too much thought.

    • TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Split it to 3 months as is now, then the remainder is 28 days. 28 is divisible by 4 to leave 7.

      Q1 ends 1 week into April, Q2 ends 2 weeks into June, etc.

  • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    This reminds me of a fantasy series I like, where the world still has 365 day, but every month is 30 days long, and the remaining 5 days are separate holidays for the solstices, equinoxes, and new years.

    Also, when are we going to do 10hrs/day, 100 min/hr and 100s/min?

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      8 months ago

      Also, when are we going to do 10hrs/day, 100 min/hr and 100s/min?

      This is how you collectively give the entire scientific community a simultaneous aneurysm. The amount of work needed to convert measurements based on our current seconds/minutes/hours to your “metric” seconds/minutes/hours would be astronomical.

      Also, pretty much everyone already agrees on the current system of time, so why change it? It would just create another metric/imperial or F/C divide and cause conversion mistakes.

    • Colonel Panic@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      This is the real discussion piece. We either always have Friday the 13th or we never do again.

      I’m with you for always Friday the 13th.

      Plus, never having one again just feels wrong.

  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    In preparation for the upcoming Bell Riots, WWIII, Eugenics Wars, First Contact, Battle of Wolf 359, and Dominion Wars, I say we stop beating around the bush and adopt the Bajoran 26 hour day.

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    8 months ago

    Ah yes, decimalized time. An idea so bad even the French said no, just no after trying it.

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      8 months ago

      This meme already ignores the fact that it’s only produced a calendar of 364 days.

      Most proposed versions I’ve seen of this calendar have New Year’s Day as a standalone holiday, so the leap day presumably tacks on to that every 4 years?

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I’ve actual been saying this for years for this exact reason. God forbid we not be able to divide a year into clean quarters.

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      8 months ago

      Three months and one week still seems like a clean quarter to me.

      Alternatively, if we really want to stick to the three-month quarter then we could call the extra week of each quarter an off-week or save it all for the 13th month of the year since nothing really gets done during that time anyway.

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          8 months ago

          Linux has been switching that to 64 bit, applications just need to catch up and use the new call. They’ve got almost a decade and a half, so I’d hope they’ll all be updated, but you know there’ll be something subtle and critical that only gets done at the last second.

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        8 months ago

        We could inadvertently make 12/31/1969 and 1/1/1970 the most dangerous destination for time travelers, sounds fun to me.