Goddamn who shit in your cornflakes today lol

Well yeah I mean the image is a joke…

I love the Mariah Carey Christmas memes, but tbh it’s one of the only Christmas songs I actually like lol! I don’t really seem to get tired of it, but I don’t listen to a ton of Christmas music in general. Just an occasional one during the season is all. Don’t hate me for it!!

My cat doesn’t care about boxes or small spaces at all. Is he broken? How do I file a warranty claim?

I have always wanted a force feedback racing wheel but I don’t play racing games.

Hmmm…

It’s one banana, Michael! What could it possibly cost? $10???

Yes.

It’s unwise to jump headfirst into a body of water unless you know what lies below. Start slow.

You talk about influencer stuff. I get that being an influencer doesn’t seem to be your sole desire, but I’ll use it as an example anyway. All of the YouTubers I follow didn’t start big. They did YouTube as a part time thing while still holding their main job. It was only to the point where they started really succeeding at YouTube that they dropped their original career.

I say go for it, but start small. Don’t quit your job for this until you start doing really well in it.

I mean, I’ve worked at a number of hospitals in the US and never seen a recycling receptacle for our waste. Our waste either goes in a biohazard bag to be incinerated, sharps containers to be disposed of (altho not sure in what way), or a regular trash can to presumably in a landfill.

Not sure if other countries are different, but I can’t imagine they sort through our biohazard waste bags for plastic materials.

If you don’t mind me asking, what type of a facility is this? The long walk with fences on either side to the offset small building makes for an interesting pic.

Lmaooo maybe that was an intentional look then

Was wondering if this was a fake image but it seems to be real lol

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/article-abstract/2838294

Lmao what the actual fuck is this

Yeah that bit has always confused me. I get that they shouldn’t be killed too long before cooking to prevent spoilage…but with basically any other animal, we kill it first, not cook it alive. So wtf? Why not just kill it quickly and then throw it in the pot?

Can I get a prescription for beach vacations from my doctor?

So I get that socially in most places it is not acceptable for women to go totally topless. We can argue about double standards, but I’ll let other people do that.

What I actually have noticed is that nowadays in a lot of Western cultures, women can get away with just wearing just a bra with no shirt in public. No, it’s still not being totally topless, but it is a lot better heat-wise than wearing both a bra and then a shirt on top. Just it can’t be like lingerie, but more like a sports bra or something. I’ve done it when heading into a shop after going for a run and not gotten any complains. I see others just occasionally walking around in something a sports bra when it’s hot out, not even relating to intense exercise. Try it.

I work in healthcare and sometimes I think about the amount of waste I generate in a day and it’s wild

Ok but I still don’t want it in the house

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Michael looks insane. I love him.