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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

So sad

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • 200ok@lemmy.world
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    They probably know they’re in the running

  • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world
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    I bet they do know it.
    I bet there’s an online community somewhere with several hundred competitive mayonnaise eaters.

    Edit: Yup. I guess this needs some kind of warning. Don’t click if you don’t want to see someone empty multiple big jars of mayonnaise with a spoon in under 3 minutes.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_INKqoqDYsk&t=232s

    • villainy@lemmy.world
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      I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.

    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Thank you for the video. I watched in awe and gagged occasionally. Can recommend.

      • Malfeasant@lemmy.world
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        I made it through the first jar ok, but as soon as she started on the second I hurked a little…

    • Garbanzo@lemmy.world
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      Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.

    • Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee
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      There is absolutely NO WAY I am going to click on that link!

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        Make your choice, adventurous Stranger.
        Click the link and bide the danger
        Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad
        What would have followed if you had.

      • DogWater@lemmy.world
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        Hey just wanted to remind you about that mayonnaise video when you read this. Give in to the morbid curiosity. The call of the void burns for you concede and watch the video in full. See how gross it really is for yourself.

        • Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee
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          Stay out of my notifications damn you!

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      She was not the Hutt I imagined before clicking the link. For a moment there I even thought it wasn’t going to be gross.

      And I can confidently say she surpassed the amount of mayo I’ve had in my entire life, by quite some margin too.

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      me trying to prepare myself for the video: It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt.

      Eating starts

      me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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      And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.

      • Malfeasant@lemmy.world
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        Barf-o-rama

    • Blyfh@lemmy.world
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      Thanks… but I think I’ll stay in the casual, unrated mayonnaise game.

    • Restaldt@lemm.ee
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      Lol the observer looks to be just barely able to hold back puking the whole time

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      deleted by creator

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    No, he knows. Mayonnaise Georg. Hell of a guy.

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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      Patty Mayonnaise from Doug calls Mayonnaise Georg to a mayo-off

  • Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world
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    Yes I do.

  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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    Its whoever inspired the making of this guy.

    • OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world
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      Mayora-13-sama!

  • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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    Oh I know it

  • EfreetSK@lemmy.world
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    It’s not sad. I’m jealous

    • arin@lemmy.world
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      Yes, mayo is delicious

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    My friend has a story about a coworker who would bring a tub of mayonnaise into work and mix it with tuna and sometimes chickpeas for lunch. He wouldn’t finish the tub every day but he would go through a lot of them every month so I think that guy’s in the running.

    • De_Narm@lemmy.world
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      I’m surprised you can survive this for multiple months. The human body is amazing.

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        Mayonnaise isn’t really bad for you. There’s a lot of fat in it, but that’s totally independent from being fat.

        • Donkter@lemmy.world
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          Well… This dude was fat.

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          It’s more about the absence of most other nutrients, assuming he keeps a similar life style at home.

          Also, I’m not sure what the current opinion about eggs and colesterol is. I’ve heard both sides thousands of times and don’t eat them anyways.

  • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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    Nah it’s my wife. She knows.

  • Nikls94@lemmy.world
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    Well thank you kind sir. This is something I did certainly not want to know. Anyway - pass me the off white jam

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    Oh they have a pretty good idea. They’re currenlty in post-op recovery in a cardiac cath lab getting sternly reprimanded by their doctor that balloon angioplasty can only do so much and this person has to make lifestyle changes or they their heart disease will end their life early.

  • Sorgan71@lemmy.world
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    I know it because its me. I love straight mayo and eat it frequently.

    • Jackcooper@lemmy.world
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      When you say straight mayo do you mean…

  • cmrn@lemmy.world
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    I for one am quite confident it’s not me.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    I nominate my ex. So many times I’d take a bite then spit it out and be like ‘you didn’t!’

    Yes, she did

    Last one was mayo on a fucking McGriddle. I’m still traumatized

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