A: That good boy had many baconz
B: Pet pigs are awesome
If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?
Doggy heaven is squirrel hell its a very efficient system.
Lab grown meat
Would anyone or anything in heaven eat? Hunger is but a manifesting of the unimmaculaticity of flesh.
Well done. A google search results in zero hits for unimmaculaticity.
Thanks, it is fun to play with language. I almost went for the more boring “maculate”.
I find something comedic about a Germanesque mash of prefixes and suffixes. Maybe one day I’ll stumble across a newfangled word that can live in the cupboard of our collective vocabulary.
Unimmaculaticity lives in my word cupboard now
Cats. Cats are evil and go to hell. Their hell is to be food for heaven’s carnivores.
Who hurt you?
Most likely a cat
Cats are notorious dicks. Why act surprised? 🙀
Meanwhile I’ve owned dozens of cats and no dogs and have more scars from dogs than cats
In aus at least cats are pests that kill baby birds are single handedly responsible for putting hundreds of speicies on the endagered spieces list and have helped many go extinct so maybe a cat didnt hurt him maybe a cat just hurt the enviroment he loved.
Cats are mirrors.
Do you think murderers and the murdered get together in the afterlife to joke about it
If God is real then he’s a sadistic psychopath who would make it a reality show format.
I’d make it purgatory-style, where you’re stomped and ripped apart by farm animals you’ve eaten, and only then you get to heaven, have a cuppa tea with them and laugh about it.
I mean presumably they go to different places… I guess soldiers might.
Am I the only one that thought it was Wilbur missing Charlotte?
Pig: What’s a human?
Well, at least the dog won’t be going hungry.
#ApexPredatorGuilt
