EntirelyUnlovable

When I was a kid I found a box of detergent powder in the bathroom and on the box there was a happy guy that said “Blimey! It’s lemon-limey!” So I stuck my nose in the box and took a big whiff and if I ever see that guy again

Oh hell yeah

Do you remember what you needed to do for it to work?

Honestly voice messages make me unreasonably angry. It’s all of the inconvenience of a phone call with none of the immediacy, like voicemail but for every sentence. Thank you for sharing my hatred, I feel less alone

There’s a line in New Colossus where he’s in the USA during a parade for the Nazis and everyone is cheering and he says something like “look at them, cheering for their own destruction” and I keep being reminded of it

Otherwise there’s Norway they’ll be done in time

Wait a sec my grandmother is calling me about some pictures I apparently sent her

Totally agree, 2nd face but I think straighten the eyebrows so he doesn’t look mad

Unimmaculaticity lives in my word cupboard now

I wonder how long it will be before this is known by everyone as a save icon instead of a floppy disc