F*****x, I edged so hard I chromed all over myself…
Don’t ducking stop I’m about to goooooo.
Going a bit opera the top there mate
You should try it. It makes the eventual climax just fantastic.
Good but fake, right?
https://dataconomy.com/2023/12/29/microsoft-edge-deleted-tweet-real-fake/
Are we still doing phrasing?
If you add “ing” to a noun it is the verb form. Thus using Edge is Edging
I totally already use this for work and I work in a VERY serious industry… if anything it’s catching on haha
You and your coworkers are all Edging at work?
Yeah, and we all really enjoy it. Especially when compared to googling!
So is “Edging” in this context getting really close to the search results you want but not quite there?
It’s all raging clues
Me: what is the value of pi?
Bing: 3
Me: Ooooooohhhhhh gggggoooooddddd
And using Bing is binging.
That seems accurate because using Edge makes me want to get off.
This is gonna be millennials in about 10 years. Gen-Z is already making fun of millennial core.
back in my day, we had to post memes updog both ways
Pfft, millennial slang is so weird. I mean, what’s updog?
Nothing, what’s up with you? 😂
What is updog? I’m aurtistic so I missed a lot of stuff growing up being a weird self isolating nerd lol
not much dog, what’s up with you?
AND YOU GET A DOWNVOTE! AND YOU GET A DOWNVOTE! AND YOU GET A DOWNVOTE! AND YOU GET A DOWNVOTE!
They knew
They ran it by their burnt-out millenial wageslave, who said “sure, great, looks good.”
It’s fake, mon.
Why would I need to show you when you already spy on me?
Checkmate.
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Uuuuuummmm… 👀… you sure?
It’s a dumb, hopeful prompt, as usual for social media managers.
Tangentially, I’m not sure I get the continued Edge hate. It’s not as nice as Firefox, but I’d gladly choose Edge over Chrome when using a site that requires WebKit. It at least means tabs go to sleep, and Microsoft gets to remove Google’s tracking (and, admittedly, add their own)
(not trolling, genuinely curious) how does edge help with anything WebKit? i thought it uses Chromium under the hood too
Try saying that after the 20th time Windows pops up to “persuade” you to switch back to Edge.
🤤
You just need to know the exact right moment to pull off.
They knew what they were doing
Last time I used Windows (for browsing) it was still the explorer. Is that obnoxious paper clip still a thing?
Haven’t seen it in years. Edge is also a decent browser for when you need it. I use Firefox 99.9 percent of the time but for the odd site that it won’t load edge works just fine.
