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sometimes you just gotta ask Jeeves

step 1 - tariffs

step 2 - ???

step 3 - profit!

that just sounds like a weird interview.

“you’re qualified for this position if, and only if, you can answer a useless question with only a rudimentary understanding of the subject and no critical thought”

if true, you dodged a bullet

you can’t force someone to run you god damn idiot

it takes some serious kompromat to pull that off

ha! that shit is too good to edit

women do tend to live longer than men, so maybe we could see a 91 year-old AOC on the ballet in 2080…

I promise there’s no scoffing here! I love my analog bidet, and am always on the lookout for an upgrade, if the price is right. Especially if it can be fitted to a standard american toilet.

Happily taking recommendations, if you have any. The features you listed sound refreshing, relaxing, and somewhat intimidating. Which, to be clear, I’m into.

what’s on the app? profiles for different butts? live feedback from a down-under camera? AI stool analysis?

Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

the weenus is a dance

distilled white vinegar, in moderation, can have the same effect, with less severe downsides. my clothes actually dry better with it, since it neutralizes and removes the alkaline detergents that never fully rinse out in a normal water wash. it requires some finesse to know what fabrics to use it on, but I’ve had great results with it

no

it’s very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over

or a watch!

got the 'itis

the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else’s hair

working on the night soup

you’re a master of minestrone, and bread bowls, for everyone!

be the change you wish to see in this world

sure, I’ve played Dark Souls. never dug too much into the lore, though…