Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.
This is a parody account, right? Right?
It must be there’s no way this is real.
Oh dip, nice username
Thank you!
i feel like hes almost too articulate even in his typos for this to be non parody. this sounds like a non stupid guy making a joke for religious idiots to fall for.
I used to be sure of these things in the past, but now I ain’t so sure anymore…
National Association of Satan’s Atheists, or NASA.
This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country.
Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.
Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
But the body of Christ is bread.
Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.
Carbohydrated.
I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works.
But his blood will make you dehydrated.
Which country?
The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.
MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”
It sounds horrifying if you put it like that. ):
All those prayers from soccer fans for their team to win the World Cup were being intercepted all along 😥
That explains all the USA and Russian World Cup championships won. Too much technology 😧
Evel
Ok everyone stop upvoting and downvoting. We’ve reached the perfect score.
C’mon, the picture is clearly ironic
Don’t be so serious about it
Any sufficiently advanced satire of fundamentalism is indistinguishable from sincere fundamentalism.
Poe’s Law is in full effect here.
Is this a parody account? It’s impossible to tell anymore.
I kind of hope it’s real. Down that path at some point they’ll decide the whole Internet and all modern technologies are satanist and leave Internet for good. They can embrace the Amish lifestyle, it’s a win for the rest of us.
Just imagine Jesus up in space bouncing from satellite to satellite getting all pissed off cause he just wants to get to earth and get this second coming shit over with so he can go back to heaven and bang some angels.
The Jews TM are using iron dome to shoot down christian prayers before they reach heaven.
That sounds like the story of those Christians who were afraid of lightning rods because it might interfere with their God’s ability to punish people by lightning.
I don’t know what’s real anymore…
I honestly have no idea if this is satire and I’m afraid of the answer
I did the research. It is satire. They wished everyone a Merry Eaglemas this week.
This is a funny one.
I want what this guy smoking. Their angels need to go flight school again.
