Just like 2 more week, are yall almost done yet?
Um. Next year isn’t 2025, son. Step away from the pipe.
The meme scientist was so concerned whether or not they COULD post a meme
They forgot to stop and ask if they should post this one
Yes it is. Have you been sleeping for a year? We all thought you were just pretending, but you lay in that bed snoring the whole of 2024.
Wake up, otter! Stop d0zing through entire years! 2025 starts tomorrow! Don’t trust your phone, NTP glitched while you were asleep and it’s also wrong!!
Dude. Ketamine is not your friend.
Isn’t she? She seemed so nice…
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They’re not friggin planarians
At first, I thought you meant planetars (from D&D), and I didn’t know about that piece of trivia and felt inferior as a nerd.
But no, you really meant planarians (from reality), which is a science word and I now feel inferior because I am a moron.
Planarians are flatworms (phylum Platyhelminthes) found in freshwater bodies and their regenerative abilities have been documented for centuries (Pallas, 1766; Dalyell, 1814). Planarians can regenerate new heads, tails, sides, or entire organisms from small body fragments in a process taking days to weeks.
Friend, you’re not a moron just cause you didn’t know about some relatively unknown aquatic creature. You just got out-nerded this time 😎
Only for a very short time
Bet they’ll still sell them at full price.
Maybe it’ll double the number of homeless but the amount will stay the same
2025
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Just like 2 more week
2024: Am I a joke to you?
UK is in a different time zone
Oh right, my bad
Ask September 3rd-13th, 1752.
I would ask, but I can’t find them. Where’d they go?!
Imperial months
That’s a good idea, actually. That way, they could sleep on these benches with the armrest in the middle.
Nearly done. Just waiting on a chainsaw from Amazon.
Finally a realistic solution to end homelessness /s
Do you have to be homeless to volunteer?
Service Guarantees Citizenship
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Hey, if it worked for King Solomon…
O-<- / -<
I wasn’t gonna pay this month’s rent but fuck that. I just had to apply at the cheap porn studio for fluffer and the rest is history. Cuz I don’t want the government to cut me in half. Sure it feels like being cut in half sometimes but it pays the bills.
Well, as usual they offloaded the work on the cheapest contractor, which happens to be homeless people, and they have been dragging their feet. Not the conservative’s fault really, that’s the innate laziness of the working class.
Pls explan, I have little to no context about your post
That is a wildly morbid slogan.
It’s a parody, not a genuine slogan.
That makes a lot more sense. Thanks.
One that resulted in FIVE Jurrasic Parks!
Yep that’s the tories for you. And why I can’t understand why people who vote for them can argue I want this 1 policy buy hate the 200 policies so I’m going yo pretend the 200 does not exist
They’re about halfway there
“Whoa, livin’ on a prayer.”
Take my hand, we’ll make it, I swear
I’m familiar with the song.
It’s been a while since I’ve been scrolling Lemmy and literally had to stop due to bursting out laughing.
