B, and it isn’t even close.
What about B appeals to you
Also balding
It’s more that infinite uncles implies an incredibly high rate of being molested. If it’s literally infinite, it’s being molested a lot.
Uncles or fish is irrelevant, infinite anything with mass presumably fills the entire space of the universe immediately and collapses everything into a giant singularity.
Only within a finite space. If the universe is infinite then they can be spaced arbitrarily far apart
Wouldn’t the non molester uncles protect you from the molester uncles thereby creating war on earth between the uncles that want to molest you and the ones that want to protect you.
I would also like to prevent a war where one possible outcome is a whole army molesting me.
Always hard and infinite uncles could be a horror movie
Infinite uncles means the population of earth is completely unsustainable and the collapse of every system is imminent.
Infinite uncles means infinite food and you can always just let them die, since you have infinite, there’s always gonna be more that aren’t dead
Fuck taxes
For me, literally everything except the balding and I really couldn’t give a shit, I’ll buzz it all off anyway.
Infinite rare fish? Well as it happens, fishing is my biggest hobby, so that’s just fuckin delightful.
Mongolian real estate empire? Well that’s passive income and/or something I can sell. As a mongol mogul, in gonna try working the angle of an exotic but affordable fishing, hunting, and nature tourism destination, really try to put Mongolia on the map for Western tourists.
No taxes dovetails nicely here, also making it easier to both expand as well as make the business model more resilient.
Neighbors scared of me? Great! If they seem cool, I’ll reach out to them, otherwise, fear is a great way to not have to deal with shitty neighbors! In Mongolia they’ll be far away anyway.
Night light to keep the monsters at bay.
And the balding we will deal with by just keeping it buzzed low or shaving my head completely.
B all the way. I’ll use my real estate and no taxes to figure out a way to make a fuck ton of $400/month apartments like it’s 1990 to help the less fortunate/average person. I’ll then use the no taxes to hopefully refine my business model to the point of making my affordable apartment business more widespread across the entire country and just keep expanding until I get either assassinated or receive a Nobel Prize.
Depends on how scared the neighbors are. Are they “let’s avoid that guy” scared, or “we better kill him before he kills us” scared ?
I feel like it depends on who the neighbors are. Live in a suburb, cool. Live 45 minutes from the closest grocery store… yeah that neighbor is likely to murder you.
rip in pices
unfortunately the real estate is in mongolia. Already pretty cheap there, but no one wants to move there
B is preferable mainly because the prospect of always being hard seems horrible.
Having to contact my doctor every 3 hours sounds exhausting.
I’d probably chop it off tbh
Ok and hear me out here… Tell me more about the Uncles.
Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.
If they are the “handsy” uncles, they are significantly less desireable.
Universe collapses into a black hole made of uncles
Infinite rare fish sounds awesome, but I’m a bit concerned about logistics
Infinite things, by definition, can not be rare.
Unless you control their availability.
this lemmy gets it
One fish of an in infinite number of species
Removed by mod
B. Obviously. Not even a question
of those 12 attributes, only two of them are desirable.
I’m just gonna opt out of this entire post.
Do all the fish exist right away or I can just like summon them from the void whenever I want?
Are the uncles the same?
B. Sell all the fish, House the homeless, not have to pay taxes on anything including selling of fish and housing the homeless, walk past my neighbors every night at 10:01 PM with a cart of rare fish, pay for more hair with rare fish.
B. Use fish to fund low income/homeless/transitional shelters. Also, balding. That’s more hair than I have now!
Infinite rare fish
They’d no longer be considered “rare” then, right? Or can only I eat/keep them?
Night light
Could be good or bad. Is this a night light in just one specific room? Is it a flashlight I always have on me to use as needed? Is it a glowing orb that floats around me that I can’t control?
Is Mongolian real estate empire a tent shop?
What kind of “guess the billionaire” game is this?
Can I unplug the night light?
