• Cruxifux@lemmy.world
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      It’s more that infinite uncles implies an incredibly high rate of being molested. If it’s literally infinite, it’s being molested a lot.

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        Uncles or fish is irrelevant, infinite anything with mass presumably fills the entire space of the universe immediately and collapses everything into a giant singularity.

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        Wouldn’t the non molester uncles protect you from the molester uncles thereby creating war on earth between the uncles that want to molest you and the ones that want to protect you.

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      Infinite uncles means the population of earth is completely unsustainable and the collapse of every system is imminent.

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        Infinite uncles means infinite food and you can always just let them die, since you have infinite, there’s always gonna be more that aren’t dead

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      For me, literally everything except the balding and I really couldn’t give a shit, I’ll buzz it all off anyway.

      Infinite rare fish? Well as it happens, fishing is my biggest hobby, so that’s just fuckin delightful.

      Mongolian real estate empire? Well that’s passive income and/or something I can sell. As a mongol mogul, in gonna try working the angle of an exotic but affordable fishing, hunting, and nature tourism destination, really try to put Mongolia on the map for Western tourists.

      No taxes dovetails nicely here, also making it easier to both expand as well as make the business model more resilient.

      Neighbors scared of me? Great! If they seem cool, I’ll reach out to them, otherwise, fear is a great way to not have to deal with shitty neighbors! In Mongolia they’ll be far away anyway.

      Night light to keep the monsters at bay.

      And the balding we will deal with by just keeping it buzzed low or shaving my head completely.