• hydrospanner@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    For me, literally everything except the balding and I really couldn’t give a shit, I’ll buzz it all off anyway.

    Infinite rare fish? Well as it happens, fishing is my biggest hobby, so that’s just fuckin delightful.

    Mongolian real estate empire? Well that’s passive income and/or something I can sell. As a mongol mogul, in gonna try working the angle of an exotic but affordable fishing, hunting, and nature tourism destination, really try to put Mongolia on the map for Western tourists.

    No taxes dovetails nicely here, also making it easier to both expand as well as make the business model more resilient.

    Neighbors scared of me? Great! If they seem cool, I’ll reach out to them, otherwise, fear is a great way to not have to deal with shitty neighbors! In Mongolia they’ll be far away anyway.

    Night light to keep the monsters at bay.

    And the balding we will deal with by just keeping it buzzed low or shaving my head completely.