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The fucking mushrooms.
I know this is probably a repost but the self-censorship is super annoying and has entered the lexicon in ways that can permanently damage human communication as a whole.
Yeah sure censor stuff from kid shows but we’re at the point where “unalive” and “pdf file” are being used as code words. Everyone knows what they mean, even the censors.
fucking fucking
I have a simple flowchart to determine what is or isn’t a veggie:
> Can I eat it? -> Yes -> Does it come from an animal? -> No = Vegetable
Rice, my favorite vegetable.
That’s why they call you the bread man.
Sand has a lot of minerals in it. Probably the healthiest veggie of them all!
I had always learned if it has seeds (in nature) then it was a fruit, otherwise it was a vegetable or something else
if it has seeds (in nature) then it was a fruit, otherwise it was a vegetable
Many vegetables have seeds.
Pumpkins are already in the example, but think peppers, legumesI would still consider those fruits tbh, but yea they do draw the line
I dont like mushrooms, maybe this is why… :)
Some mushrooms are nice. Some are cold hearted killers.
VEGETABLES DO NOT EXIST
First of all, cucumbers get the same flack, and those are actually green.
FFTFY:
Not fixed as ‘content not viewable in your region’
Fixed now?
Yes!
You need to be in a better region.
Don’t we all
The fuck region are you in?
My wife and I like to joke that vegetables aren’t real and all of them are just something else in reality.
You’re correct! “Vegetable” is a culinary term. “Fruit” is both botanical and culinary. The “tomato isn’t a fruit” nonsense comes from people trying to conflate the two; if we called botanical fruits “grunkles” we wouldn’t have this problem.
All in favor of renaming botanical fruits to “gruntled”?
Aye
Edit: God damn you, autocorrect
A “vegetable” is simply any edible part of a plant. Fruits can therefore be considered a subcategory of vegetables.
If you really want to get into the nitty gritty, an ear of corn is botanically a fruit, since it’s the seed-bearing body of a plant. But nobody in their right mind would consider corn a fruit.
Yeah I knew mushrooms were shady shit since when they snuck in with the badgers. Nobody batted an eye back then and look at where we are now.
Why you hatin’ on mushrooms? They’re a fungi, if you get to know 'em
I always categorized them as a snake
Big Mushroom is taking the slow play, and frankly, it’s impressive
Vegetables aren’t real. They made up the classification just to sell things that aren’t fruits.
Big Celery just trying to legitimize crunchy water
I could go for some refreshingly crunchy big celery right now
Maybe dipped in some oily legume seed paste that has a name including -nut but isn’t one
Same with nuts. Botanically, not a thing.
johnny is human tho
Now this a QAnon theory I can align with. #finally
Now this a QAnon theory I can align with. #finally
Now this a QAnon theory I can align with. #finally
