My Lord! I was ready to roll my eyes at a hater, but I think reading that actually did give me a headache. Like it literally hurt to read.

Yet another reason to decry our automobile based society. Working or schooling at anything more than a mile out is a ridiculous notion.

Is that a bowl full of cocaine?

Depends? Did you say “no homo” first?

Best advice right here

The mote in gods eye. Classic sci-fi space opera.

Because we hit peak philosophy with diogenes. Everything else is just tedious…

Ream of rods. Slew of salami. Torrent of tools.

Are you ready?!?!?

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Ya, I’m coming up on my 40s in a smallish city. This not only seems plausible, I’ve seen it (a less dramatic version anyway) play out a few times.

They’re 48 in crackhead years.

I only piss in sinks and showers. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

Vote it into office. I mean a even a giant eldritch horror from beyond has probably diddled less children than our current leadership. Probably more eloquent too.

Speculation you say? I’ll take three!

No, what are beans?

Poor kitty

I recently got a Pixel 9, really hoping it will last the full 7 years

Albacore of the shrubbery if you’re on a budget.