I’ll start. Non serious answers also welcome
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Linux (Linux)
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FOSS or die
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Video content should have been text
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Not caring a LOT about privacy makes you a non-lemmy normie
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5. We don’t talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
6. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
7. Seize the means ofproductioncomputation.
8. People from that instance over there are bad.Ay yo FUCK that instance tho fr
I only hate Lemmy.ml or whatever its instance is cuz they banned me “for no reason”.
I think it was related to vaccuums, they wanted to clean up the place and thats hard to do when guys are jizzing in vaccuum s i guess…?
Edit: also, for all i know vacuums are manufactured in Malaysia (ML?) and the communist government “forced” their bloody hands on it. Still doesn’t make for a free and purely rational discussion forum.
I was banned citing rule 1 (no bigotry, racism, etc) for posting a meme about how modern cars are too big, too expensive, and send all your data to China.
Apparently because my meme implied China Bad.I mean, they def send all ur data to America lol.
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Reminds me of Tildes honestly. Had some great discussions but the condescending loser assholes and the ruthless moderation by @deimos was insanely non-evenhanded ultimately and lost them a contributor who actually brought thoughtful if idiosyncratic views on things that always created abundant engagement. Ah, its just as well. I need fewer distractions and at least with Lemmy, theres lots of space (instance-permitting) to be me. Same reason why I like Lobste.rs: smart folks but way to harsh+judgemental and inflexible, like a computer program lol
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I think my mortal sin was making a joke about wine producers creating like a jelly or candy from leftover shit
I said:
WineGums
User banned
Also jail
The fedidrama chef’s kiss
I adore #5. Same with Trump for me
srs [monkey]bizniz
Bad downvoter
Firefox: yes.
Chrome: no.
Brave: lord no.
Uh oh. Um… My friend uses brave. How screwed is he?
Here is a link to send to your friend : https://bolha.forum/comment/381380
Ya that blog post was hard-R. I love I can smell the bs immediately. I like to pretend Milton from Office Space was the narrator/reader…
Edit: i do that all the time with bitchy, whiny bullcrap (like Family Guy said of Coldplay)
Hold on,
You do know what hard r means right?
Rockhard?
That’s the n word brother
That’s why I sent a link with comments and not the blogpost itself.
This comment is interesting :
https://bolha.forum/comment/381393
It depends on whether he uses it despite the fact that the developer donates money to homophobic political campaigns, or because of that
Just tell him to switch to LibreWolf
LibreWolf > Firefox
can we be the internet community that doesn’t pretend we’re a tight knit group with injokes and ‘right’ opinions?
there’s already enough of those and I hate navigating their dumb shit.
Sure, that can be a new unwritten rule ;)
[mutters] Curses
It’s a bit late for that. It’s already everywhere, and it’s terrible.
Tildes is super strict against that, I got banned for making a joke about wine jelly being rendered into candy
WineGums
Banned!
Also, JAIL! Belive it or not…
yeah those unwritten rules are why i hardly want to tell anyone about this site. its a bunch of comp sci nerds that finally have a platform to talk to be mildly social
and the humor is very par for course of compsci nerds. dumb, contrived, an obscure reference with a random jpeged gif in the background, etc. not funny.
I have to fight you on the
not funny
take. I disagree and my oeuvre demonstrates that to the contrary in my respectful submissionyo just your other 2 replies in this thread alone, im taking about you. youre the unfunny reddit compsci nerd.
“[mutters]”
I’m sorry I don’t satisfy ur standards :P
Linux is bloat, I’m training the ants in a giant maze, got Doom running on it last weekend.
everytime elon musk so much as farts, it must be posted to at least 10 different communities here and discussed at length
Billionaires should be guillotined, then eaten.
haha, just kidding 😂
…unless? 😏
I ain’t tryna eat that pasty flesh
Ya but they might have eaten children so it might be softer \s
If a post from the Linux communities pops up on your feed, it is your duty as a Windows user to comment “wELL I dOn’t HavE tHAt prOBleM bECauSE I uSe wINdOws” to stop Linux users commenting the opposite on every fucking thread about Windows
But whatever they do they should not use the word it’s in their comment, or else we see something like itAಠ€'s … and thattAಠ€'s harder to read.
LolA%€d at that
Future Oscar winning movie Barbie is the only permitted commercial interest on Lemmy.
And the occasional Wolf of Wallstreet plug, if we mention Margot Robbie’s nude scene
Suspiciously named user, I literally plug all of my movies on this social media platform. Except the first Suicide Squad. And Terminal.
Also, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!
Except the first Suicide Squad.
The heck? That movie’s trailer slaps hard.
Unfortunately, somebody thought it was a good idea to edit the entire movie like the trailer…
Also, Jared Leto(🤮).
that time he sent you a fucking pig carcass is so fucking deranged
Good call on Terminal. Not the call to star in it, but to pretend it never happened. Also, no need to specify between Suicide Squad and The Suicide Squad, the second one had the The in the title suggesting that it is The one that counts.
When ‘you’ win an oscar I will probably add it to the title, but thanks for the suggestion. ;)
Eat the rich or GTFO.
Sometimes, the pendulum needs to start a’swingin’ the othet direction
- We’re pirates
Sharing is caring, and that includes data… unless it’s personal data.
Exactly
Must appreciate good sticks.
Edit: [email protected]
If you don’t appreciate a good stick are you even alive?
Yess…also wat are sticks
Mandatory Spez hate
Does he have any redeeming narrative or side?
Idk, we just hate him because he got rid of third party apps since it’s so expensive to use the Reddit API now
People like me flocked to alternatives afterwards, which is why I’m now called “Resol van Lemmy”
Chrome BAD, Firefox GOOD. If you disagree, you are WRONG.
Librewolf BEST
No pocket and comes reinstalled with UBO. So… Basically just Firefox but with one or two settings switched off and UBO.
… What’s exactly the point here?
Absolutely
If you disagree, you are WRONG.
This only applies until Chrome gets rid of the adblockers next year, if you decide to stay with Chrome I confidently think that you are wrong.
Don’t you dare consider the nuance of any topic, political or otherwise.
Honestly, kinda true. Point out that someone is using a grifter with bad oversimplifications to support a political position you otherwise agree with? You’re on the other side and want children dead.
Not as bad as reddit though.
It’s just as bad as reddit, just way less people in general.
No braining!
Each community, at some point in time, has to have someone with severe a case of Main Character Syndrome make a post that refers to another post where their feelings got hurt cuz their initial post didn’t get the exact kind of attention they wanted, which then results in a total shit fit in the comments.
I’ve seen it happen numerous times in my short time on Lemmy. Especially on [email protected].
People need to learn how to just suck it up and move on ffs. I swear it’s the r*dditard mentality leaking in here.
Reddit has this too. Especially on subs with younger audiences… Or really old entitled audiences.