- Reduce atmospheric CO2 to pre-industrial levels
- Give me the ability to see/hear remote locations at will.
- Give me Jessica Jones style mind-control, but without needing to be physically present.
'scuse me while I go unfuck some shit.
Infinite wishes
Fool! I wish for infinite wishes plus one!
inifinity + 1 = infinity
Try ℵ₁ wishes!
ℵ₁ +1! Gotcha!
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Motivation to complete anything I decide to do.
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General happiness with life.
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Good health for my immediate family and I for 50 years.
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An Commodore 64, 7 million dollars, and a garbage can that never gets full
Best I can do is a C64 emulator …
I miss my first computer 😢
Max verstappen and Donald Trump both due in a head on car collision against each other.
Green Bay Packers never win another game.
To live a long and healthy life with my wife.
Why Verstappen?
Imagine how excellent this F1 season would have been without him?
But then we wouldn’t have had 2021 which was amazing.
Was it? Twisted rules for a final lap to decide the championship?
Was that really amazing?
Yes. The whole season isn’t written off because of 1 lap. The season was amazing. The final lap was bullshit, but the season was one of the best.
The final lap also wasn’t on Max, that was ok Masi
What did Max ever do to you 😭
He’s just a cunt.
what’s the monkey paw mechanic I’m confused
I wish you hadn’t asked that
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Post scarcity society.
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Immortality.
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Infinite wishes.
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The power to change things, the knowledge of how to change things for a desired outcome, and the wisdom to know if I should.
Two chicks at the same time
Not sure about the third wish
That’s … that’s what you’d do with three wishes? Two chicks at the same time? Couldn’t you do that without three wishes?
You haven’t seen my horribly disfigured body. I’d probably need all three wishes for it.
- For learning to be easier for everyone, so humanity can grow wiser.
- For kind acts to extend people’s lives, so humanity will grow kinder.
- For the afterlife to be as perfect as promised, so we can see them again after a life of kind wisdom.
- A bottle that refills magically with the most delicious, cool, refreshing water
- Wolverine’s ability to regenerate any body part
- And invisibility cloak
To own my own theme park in which the rides never break down so that everyone can enjoy it anytime.
£10 million. I think that’s more than enough to live off.
The ability to forget something at will so that I can experience something again for the first time.
•1. I wish you would cry harder and not stop
•2. I wish no one can ever talk to you ever again
•3.
Satan?
I wish your pain was gone
Universal healthcare
Capitalism and authoritarianism eradicated
Everyone’s medical and student debt wiped
Wipe the student loan debt and I’ll donate the other two wishes to charity.
Seriously, fuck this six figures of bullshit.
