• Fleur_@aussie.zone
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    I’d be a carnivore, right wing religious moderate. I’d have friends, community, happiness and wealth.

    Hmmm…

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    Perfectly fit, healthy, six pack abs a penis most women find attractive, a full head of hair and a million dollar bank account?

    Fuck it, I’m in.

  • Tuukka R@sopuli.xyz
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    What is the opposite of human? A mountain? A shrimp? Hmm… No… A human is a conscious being… Therefore, the complete opposite can not be conscious. I physically exist, therefore the complete and total opposite does not.

    Not terrible fucked or blessed… Just very very inactive? And inexistent?

  • Coyote_sly@lemmy.world
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    So the most intelligent, thoughtful, empathetic person on the planet is now President? The entire government is filled with caring, diligent, honest people?

    Finally some good luck. I’ll probably be fine, figuring my own shit out won’t be too bad.

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      Still human, but someone who has lived a life that is completely and totally antithetical to you. Someone who would be your mirror dimension evil twin.

      Not necessarily the opposite gender, just like if you are al young white conservative man that lives in the middle of America, you might find yourself as a, um, I don’t know, a middle aged Liberal Chinese man.

      Basically, someone whose viewpoint on life is so antithetical to yours that if you were suddenly transported into their life, you would not know how to function.

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    Well, I’m mildly autistic with absolutely zero charisma, and follow through with my moral and ethical beliefs almost to a fault. I’m probably “smarter” than average, but nowhere near smart enough for it to offset any of the previously mentioned issues.

    So I’d be dumb and charismatic at a minimum. Sounds like I’d be set for life and quite happy.

  • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    I would be “Ymmel nav Loser”. I’d think I’m actually attractive, but everyone hates how I look. My entire body would be covered in hair, except for the top of my head, the spots immediately above my eyes, my chin, my armpits, and… that spot.

    Even though I’m already fucked, let’s just say I would be even more fucked.

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    4 days ago

    I think it depends on if they retain their memories. I often think about how sad it is that we only have one life to live, that so much of our existence is based on where we happened to be born. It live a completely different life, a different childhood, a different continent - I think we’d gain so much empathy as a species.

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      There’s a fascinating book series, a trilogy beginning with Foundryside by Robert Jackson Bennett. The magic system is sort of like writing software that effects the physical world.

      At a certain point in this series, a group of people learn to link their minds, and they talk about how impossible it becomes to hate people when you’re able to completely empathize with them, their experiences, their weaknesses, etc.

      That part really stuck with me.

  • Kennystillalive@feddit.org
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    So now I’m a black woman, am tiny but have a great metabolism and look fit without having to exercise. I’ve a healthy body and do not believe in therapy therefore I don’t have any mental issues. I love my parents and love spending time with them. I hate gaming and anime but am crippling addicted to cigarrettes & alcohol. I don’t question myself and don’t have an inner monologue. I’m loud and have to allways tell everyone what I think and will debate my opinion for hours even if I’m wrong. I’m horny for money and love capitalism, for the right amount I would sell my own kids. When voting I always vote conservative and when I’m not sure what to vote, I vote the opposite to what the labour party suggests. I’m queer but I hate wokeness as it’s against the way of Jesus. I don’t believe in sex before marriage therefore I married some guy because of his money (love is optional in a relationship) and I have at least 4 kids with him. He also beats me and I support his descission as I’m convinced it’s a mans duty to discipline his woman.

    All in all I would be a pleasure to be arround with /s

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    Guess I’ll find out what it’s like to be a young conservative lesbian. Going to be a wild ride. How would I even get dates?!