Neen, Gustav zit daar met zijn kat

In Soviet Russia, pussy eats you

Well, of course you can ask but your condition grants you no privileges over someone else’s boundaries. You’re only the asshole if you don’t respect those boundaries.

Grade A dumbfuck reporting for duty!

Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!

Your critique has no dominion here, Lemming. /s Big fan of the franchise. Just want some escapism for a few hours.

I don’t think it’s more expensive to hire people for this work than to develop and produce a bunch of robots that are obviously not up to the task.

How could they ever be? Loneliness can only be adressed through sincere human contact. Any other (robotic) solution is financially wasteful at best and disastrously counterproductive at worst.

Let’s throw a clanker at a problem that obviously needs a human solution. What could go wrong?

Also: would it maybe be cheaper to just hire a human for this? Seems like the development of such a machine would be much more expensive that just hiring a guy.

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Y’all guys would be fucked!

Where is Saddam Hussein?

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER

Couldn’t get Eddie Vedder than that

We’re on holiday in Thailand and we visited the old king’s summer palace. Our guide told us a super sad story:

Apparently there was an accident long ago involving the queen and her baby daughter when the boat they were on, sank on the palace lake.

Even though there were lots of people around who were able to help, no-one could save them because nobody was allowed to touch the royals.

The queen and baby daughter drowned with everybody watching powerlessly.

Heartbreaking stuff man. Needed a moment to process that…

Grinding Dory 😅

Soooo, finding pedo then? Goddammit, I made myself uncomfortable! 😣

Awww, my first electric chair! So cute! ❤️

Man, this stupid meme has only one logical conclusion: “How does Taylor Swift travel to the top floors of the WTC?”

Rag on a stick

Prefer sitting down. Got me trusty rag on a stick.