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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 天前

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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 天前
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  • kubica@fedia.io
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    22 天前

    Shants? Trainousers?

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      22 天前

      Poos?

    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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      22 天前

      Trainousers

      Is that some kind of dinosaur? Trainosaurus?

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        Slaps top of trainosauraus

        The pioneers use to get run on by these guys for miles

    • DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world
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      22 天前

      I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as ‘shights’.

      • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works
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        22 天前

        Scots would find that hilarious, as I’m writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

        • KSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz
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          21 天前

          whit are ye weirin?

          shites

        • DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world
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          21 天前

          UK but not Scotland. Don’t tell me shights are a thing?

          • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works
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            21 天前

            “Shite” is slang for “shit”

            • DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world
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              21 天前

              Ah, yes, that’s the joke.

  • TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world
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    22 天前

    Shoes, indoors?

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      22 天前

      Shit, I don’t even wear pants in my home

      • Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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        22 天前

        even when guests are there?

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          22 天前

          Especially when guests are there.

        • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          22 天前

          Guests, you say?

          • Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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            22 天前

            To be honest, i wanted a different answer but that one is legit and reasonable and stuff (i hope for an “especcially then” but i currently have an excess of weird energy)

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    21 天前

    What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      21 天前

      People from the u.s.

      • krunklom@lemmy.zip
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        21 天前

        why not just eat off the floor at that point?

        • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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          21 天前

          I don’t know, in my country, we take our shoes off at the entrance.

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    22 天前

    What’s with the switching back and forth between “you” and “u”? Either one is fine but pick one and go with it.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. “Me, next time I come over.” 🤣

    • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.worldOP
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      22 天前

      Do you actually wear shoes in your house?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        22 天前

        If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

        • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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          22 天前

          Same. I’m not used to putting on shoes by the door. But we clean regularly so it’s not too bad.

        • aim_at_me@lemmy.nz
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          21 天前

          Where do you keep your shoes?

          • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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            21 天前

            The shoe corner.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      22 天前

      Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn’t think you’re crushing on them. 😂

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        22 天前

        We’re special friends who cuddle naked 😌

        • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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          22 天前

          Oh, well then, carry on lol

        • blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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          22 天前

          Hot

  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world
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    22 天前

    This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

    • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
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      21 天前

      Same for Me. Which isn’t hard at all if I think about it.

      • SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml
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        21 天前

        Well there’s your problem. It helps to be hard.

        • DancingBear@midwest.social
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          21 天前

          Boooooooooo!!!

  • onslaught545@lemmy.zip
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    22 天前

    Only works if you’re a show-er though

    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      22 天前

      Or erect

    • Tja@programming.dev
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      22 天前

      There’s life hacks for that too…

      • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social
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        22 天前

        I’m listening

        • Tja@programming.dev
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          22 天前

          Strategically placed socks

          • onslaught545@lemmy.zip
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            22 天前

            Or bring a box

            • Tja@programming.dev
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              22 天前

              Cut a hole in the box

              • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works
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                22 天前

                And that’s the way you do it!

        • onslaught545@lemmy.zip
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          22 天前

          I guess take a Viagra before heading over

          • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
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            22 天前

            You’ll still need to fluff it

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    This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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      22 天前

      This post is not about keeping shoes on

      • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.worldOP
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        21 天前

        Shh, let’s keep them innocent.

      • Tuukka R@sopuli.xyz
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        It is, though. You wouldn’t make fun of people wanting to take your shoes off if you didn’t think it’s moronic to keep your shoes on when inside.

    • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.worldOP
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      Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you’d imagine, especially the carpets.

      Maybe it’s a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you’d be the chosen one or something like that.

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    He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

    In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

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      So technically, Jotaro doesn’t wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.

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    Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.

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      Anyone making more than $100k and less than $20k takes their shoes off at the door.

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      I thought the gardening in NZ thing was legit? Are there not foods you can buy in the store but are illegal to grow yourself?

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    “Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?”

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    22 天前

    Why do I kinda want a pair

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    22 天前

    one knows that one must do it to another

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    Aah yes, finally, the rizzler

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    you don’t wash your ass, you don’t take off your shoes inside… it’s funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages

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