the Klippensteins? there’s only Ken…

Literally scrolling while pooping at work and someone came in, did their thing and left without hand washing. These idiots walk among us.

I’ve seen UFOs that I have no trouble explaining, but I refuse to explain them, so they are technically still unidentified

As an emoji connoisseur, I tip my hat to you

Agree with a caveat: If the podcast has dynamic ad injection and you move from wifi to mobile data your shit will get fucked up

you’re welcome to untell me

Let us be thankful we have commerce

guys will live like this and not see a problem