In another bullshit move by Nintendo this time around.

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    Yes, Nintendo! Please paywall my nostalgia of the very first game console I ever played! Charge me an exorbitant price during a economic crisis to satisfy my childlike need to regress to a time before I understood what money was!

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      Hang on, Nintendo fans are into findom? That would explain a few things. On a related note, I think I finally understood why people keep giving Chris Roberts money for Star Citizen.

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        I mean, I bought the starter ship for SC which was 40€ I believe and I still play occaisonally. I’d say I definitely got my money’s worth out of that game.

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    I guess they don’t want your money if you’re not buying the switch. Strange move, but I guess it’s their prerogative to alienate more consumers.

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    I have the version that was made for the OG Switch and the build quality is garbage tier. Developed stick drift in both sticks in less than a month.

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      Really? I have the Wii U ones and they put up with a lot of abuse. The rubber on some sticks have completely deteriorated but they still input accurately.

      It’s honestly what’s made me so bitter about the Joy Cons.

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        Totally, my white Wii U one turned to SNES-Yellow overnight lol First the bottom half, just overnight, then two weeks later the top half.

        Still going strong after 4500 hours of smashing

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        I’m intrigued to see if the new switch, with its higher price tag, lasts any longer or if it’s gimped to make consumers keep buying replacements again.

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    Bullshit. They are doing that to cause a fever of pre-orders in the US despite the tariffs. Within a year, they will be on shelves.

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        Yeah, I saw that, but I read it as they were not doing them on the same date to do a wait-and-see with the Cheeto-faced shitgibbons tariffs.

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          I believe that’s correct. And as others have pointed out this is likely an anti-scalping measure which changes my view on it.

          I do however hope they will keep a good stock of them. Having to be a subscriber is annoying enough but even when I was one I was never able to be quick enough when N64 ones went back in stock.

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      I need a fucking online subscription to buy a controller???

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        At least it gives people who are using their switches a chance to buy one, instead of them selling out in seconds to a network of bot accounts before winding up on eBay for $300+ the following week.

        It’s not the perfect system, but I can understand why they are doing it.

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          I am using my Switch just fine without an online subscription. I guess Nintendo thinks I am using it wrong.

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            Right, but he sub is shareable and a pretty cheap barrier for entry… and required to play those GameCube games anyway.

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              Nintendo opting to forgo selling retro games piecemeal and instead expecting consumers to rent access to them in perpetuity is an anti-consumer move.

              I have no problem paying for games when they’re sold at affordable, reasonable prices, so until that’s the case for Nintendo’s library, better to just emulate as much of it as possible.

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                Sure, but that’s a different issue; I agree with that. Don’t forget that if you even are allowed to ‘buy’ them, they will close the online service for that platform in the future with no guarantee you can use it on another platform.

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              I don’t need it to play Smash with friends on the couch.

              Really I shouldn’t need the subscription for GC ports either. What’s wrong with making them individual purchases like on the 3DS? (Answer: that’s not monthly recurring revenue.)

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              They must enter a unique switch serial number (that corresponds with inventory) to make the purchase? Don’t see why it has to be contigent on a subscription.

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                That would work if serial numbers weren’t visible without even opening the box the device came in, and I’m they are even included on the receipt for the device. Scalpers would absolutely have a ton of serial numbers just lying around from unsold devices, or even devices they sold and just hope the owner of won’t bother attempting a purchase of the thing they are scalping.

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            I mean, there’s plenty of reasons to not like Nintendo, but this whole thing is because the GameCube coming to their Online subscription. So I mean… it makes sense.

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        I mean, it’s Nintendo - if there was a way to somehow automatically charge your card every time you say, hear or think the words “Nintendo”, “Mario” and such, they’d do it without hesitation…

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        That’s been standard for the switch retro controller releases. And yes it’s been bullshit the entire time. I would have liked an N64 one.

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          But you don’t have the sub (cheap when sharing a family pack) so you can’t play the N64 games anyway.

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                unless you stumble on a brick, fall down and accidentally install a rp2040 on the switch, then accidentally flash picofly when trying to understand what’s going on

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        A controller that is useful only when you have that online subscription to play the back catalogue, yes.

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          The new switch has a whole button that doesn’t work without a paid online subscription 🤪

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            Lemmy 24/7: “if its free, you’re the product”

            Lemmy on Nintendo: “Why should I pay for online play?! It needs to be free, moderated, and exist indefinitely even after the obsolescence of the product. Otherwise, I’m entirely justified in pirating everything.”

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      Lol yeah. It makes sense. You don’t want your peripheral for the console to sell out to buyers that just want to use it for emulation.

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        Does it make sense? Emulation is going to happen one way or another. If Nintendo sold a GC controller that is PC compatible, they’d at least make some money from those buyers.

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          It will. But for the first run you don’t want people buying the console and paying for the switch GameCube access to have to ability to buy a GC controller. It’s like how for sports teams season ticket holders usually get some first access to buy playoff tickets.

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      Well that got me all worked up for no reason, didn’t it.

      Thanks for the clarification.

      COME ON, OP!

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    I can’t buy any of their classic controllers here in Norway. Never understood why we were left out.

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      That one was a reissue of the original GameCube controller with the original connector and everything. It works on the original GameCube and Wii and with the USB adapter that was released with it, you can use it or any other GameCube controller on the WiiU, Switch and maybe even Switch 2.

      This new controller looks like a GameCube controller, but is something entirely new. It is a modern wireless controller that mimics the GameCube controller shape and button layout but won’t work on the original GameCube, at least not without some additional adapter hardware

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    Remember, Nintendo tried to sue a grocery store in Costa Rica. Maybe don’t support them.

    Remember Nintendo… please feel free to list the hundred other crappy things they did here.

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      It’s ironic considering their early days in gaming. They were targeted by Universal over a BS lawsuit for using “Kong” in Donkey Kong and him being a gorilla like King Kong.

      Now they’re pulling the same crap on smaller people/businesses and also working with the very company who did the lawsuit to bring their games to the movies.

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      • Periodically killing mods and fan projects
      • going after palworld
      • using last-gen hardware in their consoles
      • never decreasing prices
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        using last-gen hardware in their consoles

        I mean there’s nothing inherently wrong with that (if only they charged last-gen prices as well lol)

        but anyways here’s a bunch more shit they’ve done:

        • charging full price for basic rereleases
        • removing reviews from the switch eshop
        • killing emulation projects
        • patenting basic gameplay elements
        • sued a man so hard he was forced to pay them part of his income for the rest of his life

        and for a few older ones, just to show that they’ve been shitty this whole time, actually:

        • attempting to kill game cheating devices (like the game genie)
        • attempting to kill video game rentals
        • preventing 3rd parties from releasing games on competitor’s consoles, essentially giving themselves a monopoly

        (also they’re partly owned by the saudi government, so, there’s that)

        (and pls remember that, despite all of their shit, nintendo is far from the worst. it’s a systemic problem, not an individualist one. remember that ubisoft covered up sexual assault for years and that microsoft is literally engaging in genocide. the problem is that capitalism lets these companies get away with it.)

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          I wouldn’t go as far a stating that it’s mainly a systemic problem. Individual choices also matter to some degree.

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    Nintendo keeps shooting themselves in the foot. On one hand, as a PCMRer and massive fan of Valve, I’m glad to see how many are open to moving over here. On the other hand, Nintendo was the last console manufacturer I actually liked (despite their anti-emulation crusade) and so it’s like a death of an era.

    The future really is in console-like PCs a la the Steam Deck and Valve’s upcoming Fremont.

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      People are going to buy it anyway. There is no amount of abuse a Nintendo fanboy won’t endure.

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        They are the only real family oriented console AFAIK. At least on PC, there isn’t a huge emphasis on local coop. This makes a steam deck a harder sell to people just looking for the casual family games. Nintendo on the other hand is committed to releasing games like this with every generation, and they don’t seem big on games with a restrictive age rating. I’m sure that wins points with parents.

        I’d love to tell families that they should just buy a steam deck, but I don’t know if it’s the right choice TBH.

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        Average reaction of a Nintendo fanboy to abuse:

        Step 1: this is expensive

        Nintendo: kawaiiiiii

        Step 2: shut up and take my money you cute souless overlord