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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    A vanilla mocha latte with soy milk is just a 4-bean soup

    • BertramDitore@lemmy.world
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      Drink it from a cup made of soy paper and you’re still just holding beans.

    • FiniteLooper@lemm.ee
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      • coffee beans
      • vanilla beans
      • soy beans
      • ???
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        Can’t believe you forgot Lima beans you moron.

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        Am I stupid or is the vanilla flavor extracted from the bark of the tree, not some beans? Do vanilla plants even have beans?

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          Nope, vanilla beans are a thing.

          Maybe you’re thinking of cinnamon, that comes from the bark

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            Right, I was thinking of cinnamon. But when I picture vanilla extract, I see this small dry and black stick that doesn’t even resemble a bean.

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              Yeah they are weird beans, more like a pod I guess. But I think the ones you see used for food have been dried. I’m actually not sure what a fresh one looks like

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    deleted by creator

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      The ol’ Deviled Creme Egg. Haven’t had one of those since college.

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      I feel you’re underselling our bag of water, organics and calcium sticks nature…

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      That’s more like fish and amphibians. We do things internally.

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    Ah, the literal German translation.

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    deleted by creator

    • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
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      Electronics are magic boxes of poisonous green crackers with black rectangle bugs crawling on them.

  • 👁️👄👁️@lemm.ee
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    we’re all just various beans in a trenchcoat

    • arthurpizza@lemmy.world
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      Human Beans.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Hugh Manbean

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    Gas is just dinosaur breath.

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      Gas is mostly derived from bacteria. Something like 10% is from multicellular organisms. Carbon based bacteria was around exponentially longer and made up more biomass

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        Get out of here with your science!

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        Gas is mostly derived from bacteria.

        Here’s what gas has to say about that:

        Perhaps you mean flatus.

        • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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          Funny

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    Lemmy is just word water.

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    If you ever played a survivor game you know. 2 stiks, 1 rope = a Houe

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    Call me when tea, coffee or lemonade taste of something beyond bitter water

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      If your lemonade is bitter, you’re making it wrong.

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    Lemonade is not just lemon water, there is a requirement of shitloads of sugar in there.

    If I took a tree and shoved it in a hole, then called it a door, you’d be like nah that’s not a door. Yet you put leaves in water and it’s tea.

    This dude’s argument is all wrong

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      You know.
      Sometimes.

      It’s okay to have an unexpressed thought.

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      Imagine taking the time to argue a shit post

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      You are the highest ranking candidate for the cranial staple

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      🫤

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