Heh… Knob

I think fingerprints form at the same time as fingers, but I could be wrong. What matters is you never got caught

Me in highschool when my creative writing teacher called out all the things that subtly foreshadowed the dark ending. It blew my mind that I was hinting towards an ending that I hadn’t even thought of, and gave me my first big dose of imposter syndrome

A 🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡

Classic Boomer comic

I think it’s just a silly penis hat, not intended for penetration

It’s viewable for me

Oh, but they have, and they still are.

As of 2024, Mr Hara and the Denso team are reportedly developing a new rectangular micro QR Code that can hold more data in a smaller physical footprint.

Is that a human body on the left

I’m stock Pixel 7. At a certain point jailbraking / rom switching just started being more work than it was worth to me

Bet you a million bucks I won’t die tho

Probably betting on yourself in fights

I’m out of the loop, could someone explain?

AFAIK there’s no evidence to suggest this is real, probably a scam for hypochondriacs. I’ll look into it more when I get off though

Futurama called this out like a decade ago

… No it’s not

Damn we got FenderStratocaster not caring about GTA6 before we got GTA6

This is a pretty niche community (Lemmy) without a whole lot of variety. If you’re trying to get some other perspectives, there are a lot of better options in real life.

Is this your first green text?

Bold of you to think anons story is real and straight