I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just returning to monke

Just give her space and time to adjust to being around you. If she’s motivated by food, treats can help. Congrats!

Fake boobs and inflated lips

What, are you talking about the calculator, camera, and note apps that come installed on the phone? That’s not bloatware, that’s like basic functionality 😂

I dunno, dawg. I’ve been buying unlocked Samsung phones for like 10 years and I’m not sure what kind of bloatware or ads you’re talking about

That’s literally my point

The phones are absolutely not the same, you just have a shitty carrier that installed extra stuff on your phone

Someone named Mario has a chance to do something really, really funny

You really dont know why people say “eat the rich” and “boycott usa product” but have issues supporting an internationally recognized terrorist organization?

So what, as long as I support Palestine, I’m free to attack random ships without repercussions? Give me a fucking break.

Bianca took that literally

MSG is my secret

Ignorance is bliss.

I’m just now realizing that I’ve never seen the original image

No

Luigi did nothing wrong

He even does it twice in the video… pretty hard to call that an accident.

Squad!

The real crime is that he skipped rice and beans when ordering his burrito

Delete yourself

Dead birds are stored in freezers and removed once a year to create the ‘Bird Layout’. This provides a time of mourning for the volunteers (and to show the scale of the damage).