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    https://files.catbox.moe/wwx1f5.jpg

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      Umm ackshually

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        James slimington

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Let her go. Anyone that doesn’t appreciate innovation like this will just slow you down on your path to greatness.

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      See also, using a slim Jim for your fingerprint unlock

      • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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        Ah haaah, now it’s just a key…

        But then you take a bite in a moment of weakness, and you’re locked out. :(

  • Lenny@lemmy.zip
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    4:20

    69 unread messages

    Nice

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      You’re an immature child.

      • Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        You must be fun at parties

        • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
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          They’re quoting the thing

          • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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            I don’t remember that conversation in The Thing.

            • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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              No their talking about thing. The hand in adams family.

            • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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              I just remember “CHILDS, GET THE FLAMETHROWER!”

            • Darkenfolk@dormi.zone
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              T’was a lot of screaming and flamethrower noises at the end, so that’s perfectly understandable.

          • Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Huh?

            • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
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              The person in the image in the OP also says “You’re an immature child” in their response. So the person you responded to was just joking, presumably

            • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              You must be fun at parties

              runs away

              • Lightor@lemmy.world
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                Maybe they meant it seriously. Like “You MUST be fun at parties with jokes like that.”

                Yeah, I’m sure that’s it.

    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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      xXx_nice_xXx

  • Jeeve65@ttrpg.network
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    totally unrelated time in the screenshot, I’m sure

    • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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      or unread messages?

    • Obinice@lemmy.world
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      Why am I not seeing a picture? On my end this is just a text post where a guy said oooh yeah and nothing else 😅

      • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Oooohhhh yeaaaah!

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Jessie?

    James?

    I suddenly have an image of the people in this conversation…

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      Jessie: I’ve been thinking of dating other men

      James: Me too!

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      (spotlights dramatically click on)

      “Prepare 4-20!”

      “And make 69 funny!”

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    I sent this to my wife for a chuckle and she was like " who is Jessica" I replied its a meme you fool I don’t even have an iPhone.

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      Yikes. I don’t know whether to laugh or cringe at this 😬

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        I laughed, then cringed

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          It made me gassy.

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    Back when we were kids he went by Skinny Jimmy.

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    Slender James eh? Based

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    Who’s taking the photo? Do people really have extra phones around just for moments like this?

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      They are making cameras now for kids without phones attached. Might be one of those.

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        they also make cameras for adults without phones on them

        • HyperlinkYourHeart@lemmy.ml
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          That’s ridiculous how would you even post the photos?

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        I’ve never seen a kid without a phone attached

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      I carry 2 phones all the time. I work in government. If I use my phone for work, it becomes subject to Open Records requests, so the city gives me a stipend to pay for a second phone to do all my city business.

      I worked at a different city that didn’t do that for most employees, and everyone just used their personal phones anyway. We got an Open Records request that resulted in me having to search everyone’s text message history. I felt dirty.

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        So in that scenario, taking a picture like the OP would result in some raised eyebrows no matter which phone snapped the picture of which phone, it sounds like! XD

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          I have a separate phone for work. Not government or anything. I have a bunch of personal apps on it, but I don’t like having my only phone be owned by my work.

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      am I getting old? I got like 5 devices around that can take photos that are not a phone on account of before phones used to be able to do that you had devices for it

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      Hanging out with a friend or family and borrowing their phone, I would imagine

    • Aquilae [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I for one don’t throw away old/broken devices so long as they at least boot up

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      not this thread again

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    Oh yeah. Back home we used to call those a Spindly Jimothy.

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      deleted by creator

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    I typed this with a nail

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      Yeah baby Jerry rig that shit

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      You can type with literally anything with a resistive touchscreentaps head

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        It’s capacitive :)

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        resistive touchscreen

        Whenever I type I always yell “STOP RESISTING”

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    Helloooo

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    Well, more Slim Jims for the rest of us, then.

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    wow. poor guy

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      He dodged a bullet.

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