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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

What they are referring to is in the lower left corner. Bet you intially missed it and had evil thoughts

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What they are referring to is in the lower left corner. Bet you intially missed it and had evil thoughts

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • callouscomic@lemm.ee
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    I’ll never understand Snickers marketing towards being hungry. It’s a fucking candy bar. I don’t want a fucking candy bar when I’m hungry.

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      People need to feel justified.

      “I’m not eating this candy bar because I love sweets; I’m only doing it because my blood sugar is low. It’s not candy, it’s medicine.”

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      we had a nightly Friday bike rides in my city, think making a 60 km circle with multiple stops from 00 to 9 a.m.
      I usually took 2-3 king-size snickers with me, because it’s a sourse of carbs that doesn’t take a lot of space and doesn’t cost much (I’m looking at you, “fitness” bars)

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        As someone who’s ever seen snicker bars top at ~10cm, how big is one of those king-size?

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          15 cm or so, if memory serves. They haven’t been available here for over a decade 😔

        • toynbee@lemmy.world
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          60km.

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          it’s like 1,5 of a usual one

    • Sergio@slrpnk.net
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      The commercial is from a time before protein bars.

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      I use it as a temporary fix if I’m very hungry while I’m out and about and can’t get a meal immediately. It’s more filling than a pure chocolate bar because it has nuts.

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        deleted by creator

    • BigBenis@lemmy.world
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      I suspect the kind of people who eat Snickers when they’re hungry are the same kind of people who drink Coke as their morning pick-me-up.

    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Yes, what it is, is a sugar rush that sometimes makes you feel energised if consumed in smaller quantities. But a whole bar is way too sweet for you anyway.

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        Sugar high has been disproven so many times. If it occurs at all it’s psychosomatic. In children, they get excited because they’re getting a treat and go nuts. None of it is from the sugar.

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    Keeping it in the family.

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      I love it that some can’t find absolutely nothing wrong with this ad and are calling the others perverts. Makes it even funnier

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKgKPGBa9EQ

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    I just saw this the other day and the poor word choice was enough without cropping out a bunch of the original ad.

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      I think her grabbing his hair with that predatory grin does as much as the word choice.

  • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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    You know, it’s only technically making it better huh?

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yep. I think they might have more fun doing something other than eating a snickers

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        You’re assuming that all they planned to do with the Snickers was eat it.

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        • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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          Even taking into account deviate sexual fantasies, I’m not sure what could be done with a candy bar

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            I find your lack of imagination, disturbing.

            I have definitely had fun with a frozen Baby Ruth and a melty Hershey’s (not simultaneously).

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    Off to horny jail for me

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    thats not how comedic timing works. You can’t just put that in the title. I would expect people read the title first. also I am slightly upset that cannibalism is framed as “evil” here, but you know, your opinion.

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    From a more innocent time…

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      …When incest wasn’t looked down on.

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