Because the Cult of Gaben says so.

About a pound a week.

Call me crazy, but I’d say that the shape of a leek is much MORE spearlike than that of a garlic…

Me every time I get done watching everything Cunk

I’ve been trying to exercise and eat better to cause cell subtraction but then again

Spoon Theory describes it pretty well IMO.

Some of us only have a handful, others seem to either have enough to serve soup for an army battalion, have many of others’ available to them, or both.

Nope.

“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain” 😴

MUCH better than the official motto (basically the Gadsden flag but less memorable) and all the other state lies!

The first one sounds like muzzles for overly aggressive dogs and the other sounds like a mid at best hotel trying to act fancy

“I have to put a hunter biden on Snookums every time I take him for a walk now. I really hope that pet therapist knows what to do”

“I’m staying at the Hillary Clinton by the airport. It’s clean and has a business center, I guess, but you can tell that they skimped on the mattresses”

asked the Department of Commerce’s acting inspector general

Yeah, he knows full well that the stooge who the Mango Mussolini appointed explicitly to carry out his own will won’t cooperate.

He’s just trying to cover his own useless ass by pretending to do ANYTHING to resist the fascist machine while not pissing off the rich owner donors and other conservatives in charge of the Dem leadership.

That what I keep saying, but people still seem thoroughly unimpressed by my ability to sweat profusely the moment I get a little hot!

coating all his friends faces and bodies in a carnal blast of his essence

Was he really, though?

Pretty sure he was always just a libertarian wearing a blue hat…

I like flowers but don’t have a blog

Impossible!

early 90s

micheal jackson still black

Nirvana before they were heard of

🤔

Cats and dogs may be exercising more than just your patience

Sounds like someone’s pet was being naughty that morning 😄

Now I’ve got a hankering for pamplemousse 😄

Am going to seed now.

Source: aging

Not necessarily, no. Other people with common aims would still be able to band together via nonprofits, credit unions, labor unions and the like.

It would actually be MUCH more effective once the most effective tool for exploding and concentrating wealth is out of the way.

Which is why stock trading should be abolished and outlawed.