Texodus! That’s my word, I invented it! Everything fucking sucks here, but I’ll die knowing I said “Texodus” on the internet.
Texit
We’re saving that one for when Cruz decides to start spouting secessionist bullshit again.
Texas and California both can and be their own blue and red countries.
This is MY creative moment!
Thus, [email protected] was forever enshrined in the history of the internet, draped in the glory of their contribution to the zeitgeist. Yea and verily.
Is that Elon Musk?
This sucks.
However, I am struggling with the fact this doctor looks like the love child of Noam Chomsky and Henry Winkler
I don’t know how to respond to this because I’m laughing too much
but yes it does suck
lol
There’s a little Larry David in there as well
I couldn’t figure out why he looked so familiar. Once again, the comment section delivers!!
Oh my god I can’t unsee it.
Health insurance is going to cost more
Why? Women dying is cheap, that’s Texas logic right there.
It always was. Someone elected an Obamacare-hater, so the plebes will now pay more.
This was a long read but really worth it. Thanks Philip!
Very worth it, it’s well written and infuriating.
Good, get the hell out of here and into a state that protects abortion rights. They need you. Some of us need to die of preventable causes or nothing will change.
