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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

It was wonderful, thanks

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It was wonderful, thanks

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Orange man was erected

    • uber_chicken@lemmy.world
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      Doubtful at his age

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        He’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.

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          I’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.

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            He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.

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              Or he could pay off a pornstar again.

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                Apparently he stinks too high heavens. Gotta pay a lot.

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      I’m looking forward to a constant stream of news about tweets xcrements

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      Nice lady shockingly flaccid

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    Orange man is back to terrorize us all

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    Jerry Lewis: “All the voting, and the screaming of the orange man, and THE NICE LADYYY!”

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    Introducing the brand new Amazon Originals animated series:

    The Orange Man and the Nice Lady

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      Wow that’s exactly what they would look like! Good luck to them with their erection!

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    I have elections evely day

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    * rady

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