Not a typo, but as a waiter I told a woman about our Cedar Seared Caesar Salad. Except I didn’t say Caesar, I said Semen.
Cedar Seared Semen Salad. Oof.
Edit: Just realized the tongue twister was actually worse. It was Cedar seared salmon, Caesar salad. Whoever chose that as a menu item was some sort of sadist.
…did they order it?
Minus the semen, I’m sure
Could I get extra dressing?
Yes, but you’ll have to wait about ten minutes…
In french, via SMS, to a girl I was flirting with as a teenager:
“T’es où?” (Where are you?) got auto-corrected to “T’es nu?” (Are you naked?).
I don’t remember what her response was, but I remember we didn’t end up dating.
This reminds me of my practice French oral exam at school, so not a typo but still:
As part of the conversation my teacher asked what sort of things I liked to read, and I decided to talk about a then popular technology magazine called T3.
“T trois” sounds rather like “Tais toi” (shut up), and she was a bit taken aback!
Thankfully though we learned not to use that in the real exam.
French speaker here: Began a message over Teams to a coworker with “Hey, salut!” and wrote “Hey, slut!” instead.
I have never edited a message so quickly in my life.
Oh, putain!
My wife called her friend fat instead of far (she lives far away)
A coworker once e-mailed about their adjusted shit (shift)
I’m constantly worried I’ll e-mail about outstanding bitches (batches)
French word for typo is “coquille” because long ago some newspaper printed “couille” instead, which is slang for testicule.
Turns out to be légèrement plus compliqué but the story is good. https://oparleur.fr/coquille
Not even a typo, but had a boss would would use “F U” as shorthand for “follow up.” Was always shocking to see emails saying “I will F U on Monday.”
That’s kinda hot
"Warm Retards,
Xxxxx
I bought a rotisserie chicken and was going to use the meat. Texted a friend that I was “boning a chicken.”
Deboning is a word. I swear.
One time I copy pasted a horrific NSFW subreddit to my sister that I was making fun of the existence of to a friend just before. That count? It did not fit into the discussion we were having at all and she was horrified. I can’t remember the name of it now but it was like “fapcaves” or something where people literally post up pictures of their huge disgusting masterbation stations they make.
I’m going to the store to buy some chips and human dip
I had a co-worker whom I accidentally renamed to Cunthia in several large distro emails.
I have typo’d hotfix as both hotdix and hotfux. One letter can change everything.
I told my father that he might like a certain ice cream flavor because it has come in it…was supposed to say cone
Movie night. I asked one of my friends to bring cocporn.
(It was meant to be popcorn)
I’m going to the store to buy some chips and human dip
In guessing you accidentally posted this twice because your lemmy app said it timed out when it didnt
