The interrobang is back‽
For me, the problem is different 🤔 I work in an environment with young people 👶 Young people who speak with emojis 💯 and they expect others to speak with emojis as well 🤝 So when I write a message or a mail 📩 Then I need to figure out which emoji I need to replace the periods with 😅 And the minefield is kinda terrible, since some of the “regular” emojis are considered highly passive agressive 🙂
This is hilarious to read for me because my mind automatically makes a pause after every emoji, longer than two periods, and it feels like every sentence is very emphasized. But the silence is filled with this not-so-serious emoji. Idk, hard to explain it
Hey… everyone… why aren’t you talking about the fucking swastika part? What?
Coco Chanel was a Nazi collaborator.
Wait until you hear about L’Oréal nazi.
Mine is changing one “fuck you you spineless amoral bastards” into a “please”
“As per my previous email…”
The accessory I remove after looking at the mirror is usually myself. I just give up going out. lol
Me too. High five! (But not like, in person. Because I’m not leaving my house.)
Even the virtual interactions need aome space lol
Electric high five!
What are you an accessory to? Murder? On the dance floor?
Pinch your cheeks to remove dead-inside eyes
what if I’m really dead inside?
Sunglasses.
perfect
Mine is deciding whether to start with a “Hi <name>” when replying, or just directly responding without a greeting, usually when there’s already been a lot of back and forth or I’m getting annoyed at the person.
When I’m annoyed, the salutation gets dropped. That way they know shit is getting real.
Does that make one a… grammar nazi?
Sometimes the accessory she removed was the swastika.
All periods. Don’t use “!”.
Not sure why I would use an exclamation mark on a work email
Feigned enthusiasm/friendliness. “Thanks for catching that problem!”
No worries that you fucked things up! If you could just get your shit together, that would be great! Thanks so much for making me have to follow up with you to accomplish the very basics of your job!
Hey, my enthusiasm is genuine!
Wouldn’t want to bother myself
How does the initial advice work for guys?
I don’t have accessories, am I supposed to take one shoe off or something??
Integer underflow. You’re supposed to put on 65535 accessories (or 2 billion, depending on your int size)
Pants
