A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:

1. A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.

2. Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.

3. Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.

These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.

Obligatory reminder that change.org has literally never accomplished social good, but it has made plenty of profit by selling harvested contact information and social connection information to advertisers.

Ken M vibes

This is so flawed it isn’t even funny.

You need way more than 1,000,000 fingers. This is America after all. Even if you use all ten fingers, that’s only like 9.9 million guns.

10/10 callback to smooth sharks at the end there.

I’m torn on this one.

Part of me is convinced that just putting a flower in the barrel would stop all war. Then I’ll make sure to put it in my hair before going to San Francisco, even though I totally forgot the first time.

Another part of me believes that I’m gonna have to solve the problem by getting so high on red agave shrooms that I can’t feel the bullet and thus become an invincible berserker. Might sack York too, if there’s time.

I guess the guy didn’t realize he’s talking to literally Goku.

IIRC for a some handguns this could actually work as long as you are actively pushing. Because if the barrel moves back a bit it will be out of battery blocking it from even firing.

Troll’s gonna troll

There is another way…

just let them fuck around find out

too much cartoon babysitting

Is this a critique on lemmy

r/whoosh?

No one actually believes this.