“You don’t understand. It is IMPERATIVE that you let me watch you poop. OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR”
What kind of weirdo closes the door when they poop?
True freedom is pooping with bathroom door open.
Hence the song.
Wait, what’s the song?
POOOOOPING WITH THE BAAAATTTHROOOM DOOOOOOR OOOOOOPENNNNNNN!
I ASKED FOR THE SONG WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!?
What kind of weirdo poops in bathrooms
Just shit on the floor like the other wizards
Haha, I’ve gotten so used to leaving the door open I forget to close it when guests come over. And have make a mad dash to close it when I finally remember.
I don’t see why I wouldn’t close it tbh.
So the cats can come in and help
I would be pretty scared. Where did those cats come from?!?
Sometimes they can crawl in through the window
They’re trying to kill my allergic ass
I’ve also got a spare one if you want
This, but for my dogs.
In their defense, I am often present for their bathroom time.
“The food bowl is empty! IT’S EMPTYYYYYYY!!!”
Food bowl:
We have an incredibly verbal cat. He will respond to his name. He will announce himself in every single room he enters. He will continue to announce himself until he is acknowledged.
mine does this non-verbally; he’ll wait at the entrance to a room and wait for you to acknowledge him either through eye contact or voice and then; and only then; he’ll enter the room and usually with a tiny squeak of approval.
I love polite cats
aww my cat will announce herself if you enter the room she’s in, until you acknowledge her. she’s also tiny and when she meows it sounds like a creaky door lmao
Fry likes to sit in the bathroom and scream at my wife immediately after she turns the shower off. He will continue to do so until she opens the curtain and he can get in and play in the water. Fry does not do this to anyone else and in fact let’s you know his immense disappointment when you open the shower curtain and you are not my wife.
my cat:
Hey can opener, want to pet my belly?
FUCK YOU DIE
