America’s best export is suffering. Right now we call them tarrifs.

Thanks to closing down USAid, we gave up soft power.

A coalition of the willing, ready to make the world safe for Democracy, like 80 years ago.
Swap the beaches of Normandy for Chesapeake Bay.

Once it takes hold in swine, it’s party time!

Getting aboard the #2 train

I fell for the classic blunder. I thought that it was today. Yeah closing for Easter… Heck most holidays was normal. Or after 7pm…

Edit: I am dumb and didn’t read the article.

Or maybe they’re afraid of looting…

Target to close all 1,978 stores for 24 hours as it joins retail ‘blackout’

Wow. He also likes to watch…

(Headbutts intensify)

What if I work in dinosaur erotica? (I don’t, but also, can I work in dinosaur erotica?)

Go on…

The addage to people who ask if I buy PCs is: You want to get rid of it. How am I going to convince someone to not only take it, but pay money for it?

So this is the Moana garbage?

I have a pihole blocking most of it, but these were playing.

There’s surely a way to jailbreak these things.

Illegal! Just like Elon’s immigration status when he and his brother overstayed their visa!

Also Epstein set up his brother on a date!

Bazinga!

If they can pardon the January 6th hostages…

Remember, Jury Nullification!

In the before time

To be fair, the English language is very subjective.

Several is probably appropriate as it is under a decade?

Couple is two or more. Few is three or more. More than a half dozen.

Less than a dozen or a baker’s dozen (13).

Definitely at least a bunch.

Quite a few!

Not innumerable.

Certainly not countless.

A shitload?

Many perhaps?

Considerable.

I thought that Comedy was legal again?

So much for free speech!

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”

Well, we’re going to have to make friends with Iran to make our membership in the Axis of Evil official.

Eat the seeds. Your tolerance is going to spite your enemies.

Hope for EU sanctions because it’s going to be a rubber stamp for at least the next four years in the US.

The ratchet effect is real. I’m glad that I don’t have kids.