He was Just a Baby

Every time I see Bitty I want to boop her black nose. She’s so cute!

!lemmysilver

I could never foster because I’d want to keep them. !lemmysilver

!whitelistsilver

Possum. Her nicknames are:

• Poss
• Poss-cat
• Poss-kitty
• Poss-ghetti and meatballs

The no pants subway ride actually started in New York.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Pants_Subway_Ride

It’s as soft as it looks.

To determine how many prison beds will be needed in future years, some states actually base part of their projection on how well current elementary students are performing on reading tests

Wow. That’s depressing.

Once I was watching my brother play counter strike and he would turn away in game and irl whenever he threw a flash bang.

He didn’t even realize he was doing this until I pointed it out.

Never played it either. Looks like it asked random trivia questions that I guess kids wouldn’t know.

http://allowe.com/games/larry/tips-manuals/lsl1-age-quiz.html

Honestly, I thought the “Fuck the state” was the original until I searched for the artist to credit them.

This is why I hide my paper towels in a cabinet.

She does! She has a few puzzle toys that I switch between using each day.

She’s a very smart cat, so I try to give her plenty of stimulation.

For anyone else curious about the pamphlets here’s his Instagram where he posted pictures of them.

https://www.instagram.com/dipshit_secrets/

Reminds me of when I implemented content aware scaling for computer graphics in college. I used it to make this monstrosity:

Cat on the right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r3IHDr7M2s

It was given to me so I don’t know where it’s originally from.

I found what looks like the same thing by searching “mushroom scratching post” on amazon.

There’s no knife nearby. Guess I’ll get to gnawing.

Like an adorable chestburster!