- I hallucinated a werewolf and slammed on the brakes of an 8 ton military vehicle in rural Afghanistan, causing a patrol to go on alert for an attack. - Could be worse - a sleep-deprived navy crew crashed the USS McCain into a tanker 
 
- My brain switched yawning with moaning. Lets just say that wasn’t the proudest day of my adult work life 
- Was in a hotel. Hadn’t slept in a week. Woke up, leaned over to get out of bed. Still asleep, slipped crashed hard into sharp bed table corner. Even asleep, quick reflexes meant I didn’t cave my skull in. Instead, I found myself in a ball on the floor, my arm split open , entire forearm blue black and purple, gushing blood. Still have a scar from it 2 years later. 
- Spoon wet dog food into my coffee cup instead of my dog’s bowl. - In a similar vein, I was making coffee and my dogs food at the same time. Scooped coffee grounds on top of my dogs biscuits. Brain took a while to get in gear at what was wrong - I think we all just need more sleep and the 8 hour work day is unnatural. - It’s insane to me that the US has not moved past 1940s workers rights. The middle and lower class is being crushed, not to the same extent but it’s bad - It is very bad. We should seriously riot everywhere. 
 
 
 
 



