• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I had bedbugs once, and I basically had a case of delusional parasitosis as a result. I’m still not over it. Every speck on the floor, every slight itch, I still jump every time. Get yourself a bedbug proof mattress cover TODAY and your life can be saved.

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    1 year ago

    The problem is that very occasionally there actually IS a bug on you.

    One time I thought my arm was just itchy until I looked down and it had like a 2.5 inch long cockroach on it.

    Yes I freaked the fuck out.

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      Aghhh… you’ve reminded me of the time I was in a room sleeping, but felt the sensation I was being watched, so I turned on the lamp next to my bed and a large pregnant insect crawled out of the bathroom in Palm Springs. I freaked out as it’s butt was full of what appeared to be a ridiculously bulbous egg sack.

      I less than bravely called my sister in and instead of bothering to identify it, she grabbed a shoe and swiftly crushed it. It was a huge mess as the squish shot a juicy egg sack out on the floor. That night was my birthday lol.

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      1 year ago

      Funny you mention it, we just got rid of them over a month ago. Pretty sure I poisoned myself while killing them lol.

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    1 year ago

    All the time!

    I’ve woken up smacking myself thinking a spider is crawling on me, and then spend the next 20 minutes trying to convince myself that there’s no spider and its safe to fall asleep again.

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    1 year ago

    I have thyroid issues, and when one of my hormones is out of wack, it feels like microscopic bugs are crawling all over me, especially in my eyelashes. That was A TON of fun to deal with until I realized what was going on.