Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
That’s a foforkrk.
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This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
The fedora of kitchenware!
You’re god damn right
Slots ruin everything…
Your fork’s a slot
You calling me a forking slot?
Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),
Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.
The not-fun-party is across the street, in .ml land
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Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
Norway
TIL
Not with that attitude you can’t
There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.
Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I’m a tad in the wackadoo side maybe
Good way to eat noodles imo.
You don’t need a spoon. It’s in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It’s not rocket science.
But indecent, if not in east asia.
ELI5 please
Loudly sipping soup? Indecent.
Not sure, i do think in China/Japan/etc. generally too? Except for some dishes like … damn, well the noodle soup.
I don’t think I mentioned volume anywhere. I don’t make any sound when I drink soup. Why would I not just drink the broth after I’m done eating the solid bits out of the soup? Are you bound by some crazy social rules that no one actually should be bound by? You really need to ask yourself these questions. I am most certainly not bound by any of those societal bullshits.
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!
