The text is just decorated with various Unicode symbols in what is called “Zalgo text”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zalgo_text

If I were you, I would save a copy of them somewhere safe. I wouldn’t trust a phone company or my phone to hold on to voicemails forever.

The ones I’ve seen in Arizona, USA, will flash “SLOW” and then “DOWN” repeatedly if you are more than about 10 M.P.H. over the speed limit.

Reminds me of a Simpsons joke:

Lisa: I’m studying for the math fair. If I win, I’ll bring home a brand new protractor.

Homer: Too bad we don’t live on a farm.

Isn’t that backwards? The liver filters alcohol out of the body. I would think an upgraded liver would sober you up quicker.

Great Again depression

I’ve never seen a .gay website before.

Check out the registry: https://ohhey.gay/

Something similar happened with NHL player Jaromir Jagr. An 18 year old woman threatened to publish photos of herself in bed with him if he didn’t pay. His response was that he doesn’t care.

https://thehockeynews.com/news/jaromir-jagr-blackmailed-with-photo-could-not-care-less-about-it

Reminds me of the “moose stuff” bit from Family Guy:

https://youtu.be/0-kajeuQMZs

What’s a “pun’kin”?

I’m guessing it’s a quantity of eggs, but Google isn’t helping.

Reminds me of Outer Wilds. Excellent game.

I wish Boost understood the collapsible spoilers.

On my client, it’s all expanded and I see all the formatting characters. It looks/works great in a browser though.

How are other VPN services able to do port forwarding without having this problem?

Americans in general aren’t following along on their own

This was also shown on election day when people googled “did Joe Biden drop out”. Many voters had no idea Kamala Harris was even running for president.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/search-interest-did-joe-biden-211913111.html

Add a model rocket and call it a missiletoaster.

Reminds me of Piss Christ.

They try to block VPNs as well.

I think Tor provides a current list of exit nodes, so it will always be blocked, but other VPNs, you might be able to hop around until you find a server that works. At least that’s been my experience with Mullvad.

Reminds me of the fable of the scorpion and the frog.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

Reminds me of when Facebook wanted people to send them their nudes to prevent their nudes from being spread. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/nov/07/facebook-revenge-porn-nude-photos