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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

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    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      Fuck I can hear her say it too

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        The spork effect

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      For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

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    You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.

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      AAAAAAAA!!!

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      That’s a foforkrk.

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      This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”

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    Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?

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    • TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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      I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,

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    Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.

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    The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.

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      The fedora of kitchenware!

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      You’re god damn right

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    Slots ruin everything…

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      Your fork’s a slot

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        You calling me a forking slot?

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        Changing a few letters doesnt change what this joke is (misogynisy),

        Ah yes, those mean people, having sex, without you.

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          The not-fun-party is across the street, in .ml land

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      deleted by creator

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    Stop slot shaming!

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      Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.

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    Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?

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      Ah yes, the scientific process.

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    Norway

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    TIL

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    Not with that attitude you can’t

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    There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.

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      Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I’m a tad in the wackadoo side maybe

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        Good way to eat noodles imo.

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    Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.

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    I won’t understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.

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      While drawing diagrams that don’t actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?

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    Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?

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