Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
Those appear to be Canadian Smarties. As an American I wash my hands of this whole affair, good day sir.
And the chicken isn’t even fried. What a joke.
No it’s okay - they got that rotisserie from the gas station.
Once they cross the border, they’re Minnesotan, it’s okay
Where can you buy Canadian Smarties in Minnesota? And do they sell all dressed chips too? Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.
Immigrants? My god
Hide the cats!
Why the fuck is there a lone grape?!
I mean, yeah, but that’s so much better. Sure, our food sucks, but it sucks in such an elevated way that it’s almost an art form. British food seems like it was made by a guy desperately trying to put together a meal from ingredients he bought at a gas station. American cuisine seems like it was made by a chef who is losing his sanity to Lovecraftian horrors beyond our comprehension. The world looks at beans and toast and laughs at how pathetic it is.They look upon the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco and weep, for they now know there is no God.
OP’s pic is just the British way of saying “our national pastime is watching dry paint dry, and we’re most pleased to say that we’re rather proud of that fact!”
To be fair, I think their actual national pastime is Cricket, which is significantly more boring.
Err, yeah, the point of beans on toast is that it’s the simplest, most basic hot comfort food you can just throw together
Bitch nobody puts bone-in on a pizza.
On my fuckin life, and my YEEEZY, if I pay for this pizza and my shit’s delivered bone-in, it’s a wrap for y’all
You all nag about how Americans have no food culture of their own, that they just steal and adapt other countries’ foods. Then when you see true American creation and innovation, you reel back in fear and disgusting. Cowards!
It’s the British we’re talking about. Anything other than fish and chips, mushy peas, or bubble and squeak is a bit too aggressive for their traditionally unrefined tastes. The poor sods basically had to be forcefully introduced to anything other than boring.
Isn’t this a Brazilian thing? There are million things to pick from that would actually be American and arguably some things more disgusting than this
Isn’t this a Brazilian thing?
Everything is American once we get our grubby little hands on it.
Once we perfect it, you mean.
Even if we ate this we still have room to talk about beans on toast.
Eat beans and cottage cheese like a true american
You. Get out.
What in the WW2 ration fuck?
Chocolate on pizza is a south american thing, I’ve never seen it in the US.
Chocolate pizza is definitely something I’ve seen around, and had, as someone who’s never been outside of the US.
Where? I should add it to my list of places to avoid.
Take yer chip butty and go back to believing whatever your instagram feeds tell you, consoled by the fact that yer mushy peas and jellied eel are are the pinnacle of civiliz(s)ed cuisine.
The metric system is a tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it.
…And?
Rebuttal: jellied eels.
Your move, Britain.
Save the grape for me.
Well, I’m sure it’s not a Brazilian pizza because the chicken would be cut in small pieces here… And there is way too little tomato and olives.
I used to shit on British food until I discovered marmite. No offense to the British but the Australians do it better. Y’all are a close second though.
I see no problem with this pizza.
