As if she’s in heaven.
As if Heaven was a place.
I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
Do you know what that’s worth??
Heaven is a half-pipe.
If I die before I wake…
At least in heaven I can skate.
'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without the man upon my back.
the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
That was also implied.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
She will always have her posthumous Darwin award though
posthumous Darwin award
Is there another kind?
Darwin Awards
An “award” given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipients have ended up dead because of their actions.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes do not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
Yep. All people need to do is remove themselves from the gene pool. Often that involves removing themselves from the count of the living, but some just sterilize themselves in some stupid way.
Since the award is for removing your ability to spread your genes, any self-inflicted stupid act that resulted in, eg castration, should be considered eligible.
Yes, but it’s almost exclusively awarded to men.
I thought a Darwin award meant specifically that the recipient died. So I’m not getting this, if it’s a joke or otherwise.
I think you can get it if you remove yourself from the gene pool. I think there were awards for men who accidentally castrated themselves before having children.
What the hell makes you think that lady is in heaven? Assuming an even exists, I’m pretty sure her reservation got switched to a different establishment.
Trump admitted he lost the election?
I was confused about this as well, but apparently in the past couple days he has said he lost a few times. Thanks to @[email protected] for posting this article:
Lmao @ “heaven”.
If there is a heaven I doubt she is looking down from it.
I’m lost. Is Babbitt not the chick who cut her abusive husband’s dick off to great media attention in the 90s? (Weird AL put it in a song fucking legend). What does this have to do with Tonald Drump?
No Ashli Babbitt was the one person who was killed by police while attempting to overthrow the US Government on January 6th, 2021
Also fun fact: Conservative “Activist” group Judicial Watch filed a wrongful death lawsuit on her behalf earlier this year, which in my opinion spits in the face of all actual victims of police brutality.
That’s Bobbit (the dick remover)
If there is up or down then I’m sure she isn’t looking down.
